# Looking for critique on my first hypnotic audio file (NSFW!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977 "2018-03-03T19:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/1 "2018-03-03T19:52:07Z")
So, as I’ve [brought up in the past](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810964), I am an amateur “recreational” hypnotist. Well, today I finished the first draft of my first file! WARNING: NSFW TEXT, AUDIO [spoiler][SoundCloud - Hear the world’s sounds](https://soundcloud.com/budget-player-cadet/denial-mantra-first-draft-complete) The file is intended to stick a mantra in your head, and cause you to no longer be able to orgasm. Made on request of a few people in a discord server I frequent. [/spoiler] I thought I would share this here for three reasons: 1. In case anyone is interested in this kind of thing: awesome, give it a look. 2. In case anyone here knows what they’re doing with audio editing, and wants to give me some pointers on where I can tighten up my audio. 3. Because I’m hyper and proud I did a thing and wanna share it everywhere. Mostly the second, given the proclivities on the board. So yeah, I did a thing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/2 "2018-03-03T19:56:49Z")
Does it contain the words: “Madagascar” and “Constantinople” ? ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/3 "2018-03-03T19:58:43Z")
I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/4 "2018-03-03T20:05:49Z")
I suppose it’s none of my business, but what are some typical reasons why someone would _ **want** _ to be unable to have an orgasm? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/5 "2018-03-03T20:06:53Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Does it contain the words: “Madagascar” and “Constantinople” ? No, silly. **Istanbul** was Constantinople! ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/6 "2018-03-03T20:26:33Z")
> [@brujaja](#): > > I suppose it’s none of my business, but what are some typical reasons why someone would _ **want** _ to be unable to have an orgasm? Not necessarily be unable, but to refrain from doing so. There are several philosophical schools of thought on the matter. Dianism Coitus Reservatus Karezza Some schools of Tantric sex. And I’m sure most ladies would prefer a partner who’s not a member of the minute-man brigade. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/7 "2018-03-03T21:17:03Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” Same here. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/8 "2018-03-03T22:15:30Z")
I was actually hoping for a “Not wanting a cigarette” or even handier, a “Not eating so much crap” mantra… Can we request an “I don’t want carbs” and an “I want to work out” mantra? ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/9 "2018-03-03T23:22:38Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” I get a cartoon pony clopping its hoof backwards from ten. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/10 "2018-03-03T23:42:26Z")
I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I’m going to listen again and again. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/11 "2018-03-04T08:23:05Z")
> [@brujaja](#): > > I suppose it’s none of my business, but what are some typical reasons why someone would _ **want** _ to be unable to have an orgasm? It’s a control and bondage thing. On one hand, people really enjoy the feeling of not being able to control their own body, of losing the ability to orgasm for control purposes. On the other hand, a lot of people really enjoy the feeling of edging, of being stuck right on the edge of orgasm. It can be a fun feeling to ride that edge, and some people prefer it to actually tipping over. It can get pretty weird, I will _freely_ admit. > [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” Augh, copied the wrong link. Here, try this: (again: NSFW as all hell) [SoundCloud - Hear the world’s sounds](https://soundcloud.com/jonah-stephen-swersey/denial-mantra-first-draft-complete/s-TMh1O) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/12 "2018-03-04T08:24:07Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Not necessarily be unable, but to refrain from doing so. > > [Snip] > > And I’m sure most ladies would prefer a partner who’s not a member of the minute-man brigade. Maybe the op would be better off marketing it as “delayed orgasm”, then. As it is now, it sounds like he’s going to try to render guys unable to climax at all, ever. Doesn’t sound so appealing. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/13 "2018-03-04T08:32:56Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > I get a cartoon pony clopping its hoof backwards from ten. That killed me. Dead. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/14 "2018-03-04T08:39:02Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” That’s the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/15 "2018-03-04T09:14:57Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I was actually hoping for a “Not wanting a cigarette” or even handier, a “Not eating so much crap” mantra… > > Can we request an “I don’t want carbs” and an “I want to work out” mantra? I know ViveHypno does a few files around those lines: (Probably NSFW) Workout: [You searched for workout - ViVe Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?s=workout) Diet: [Junk Food will be conditioned out of your mind with this free hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=2491) [Healthy eating for ten days - Being forced to eat healthy - Free Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=4616) Smoking: [Smoking will quickly become a thing of the past - Free Erotic Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=4458) [Stop smoking or give up your orgasms with this free hypnosis recording](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=3308) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/16 "2018-03-04T14:12:49Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Does it contain the words: “Madagascar” and “Constantinople” ? > [@brujaja](#): > > No, silly. **Istanbul** was Constantinople! That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. :p:D:cool: ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/17 "2018-03-04T14:32:54Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > I know ViveHypno does a few files around those lines: > > (Probably NSFW) > > Workout: > [You searched for workout - ViVe Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?s=workout) > > Diet: > [Junk Food will be conditioned out of your mind with this free hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=2491) > [Healthy eating for ten days - Being forced to eat healthy - Free Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=4616) > > Smoking: > [Smoking will quickly become a thing of the past - Free Erotic Hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=4458) > [Stop smoking or give up your orgasms with this free hypnosis recording](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=3308) is this stuff actually claimed to _work_? all it is is two tones setting up a 15 Hz beat frequency and a guy whose voice wanted to make me laugh more than anything. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/18 "2018-03-04T16:32:23Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. > > :p:D:cool: I guess nobody can spare a poem for Byzantium… ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/19 "2018-03-06T08:22:59Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > is this stuff actually claimed to _work_? all it is is two tones setting up a 15 Hz beat frequency and a guy whose voice wanted to make me laugh more than anything. Hypnosis is not a panacaea. You tend to get out of it what you put into it, and being a subject (technical term for someone who goes into trance) is also a skill to be learned. Trance is a pleasant state, and it makes you more suggestible (and makes it easier to forge connections in your mind), but it does depend, to some degree, on what you _want_ to get out of it. If you go into trance believing that it’s a load of nonsense, chances are good that the suggestions will just wash over your mind, get marked as “nonsense”, and discarded by your subconscious. If you fight the induction, you’ll never even make it into trance. And if a file tries to make you do something you wouldn’t be comfortable doing, your subconscious tends to reject the suggestion outright. HypnoStory (who teaches courses at hypnosis conventions) put out a file recently, which is _mostly_ safe for work (but I’m still going to bracket it here) that goes over some basics. Nothing sexual, just an explanation of how trance works, a deep trance, some safety tools, and some advice as to how to get the most out of hypnosis: [Stream Hypnokink Safety Suggestions by HypnoStory | Listen online for free on SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/user-261772227/hypnokink-safety-suggestions) Another great introduction to these concepts is “Mind Play” by Mark Wiseman, which I have just started reading. But you can take it for someone who’s been doing this for about a year, on both sides of the pocketwatch, as it were. This stuff _works_. I have submissives who have handed me documents they don’t remember writing and who will slap themselves in the face on command. I listened to a file the other day that makes you forget other relationships, and I _still_ can’t put a name to the face of this one ex I used to be a little obsessed with (and I’m honestly quite happy about that). And trance state is a distinct mental state with some very interesting properties, as confirmed by various fMRI imaging studies. But it’s certainly not for everyone. Also, the file has been released on my Tumblr for anyone who would like to hear the finished version (SUPER NSFW!): [http://bpcshypnoblog.tumblr.com/post/171558414472/are-you-tired-of-being-a-human-would-you-rather](http://bpcshypnoblog.tumblr.com/post/171558414472/are-you-tired-of-being-a-human-would-you-rather) Any feedback or critique would be super welcome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977/20 "2018-03-06T12:50:27Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > I get this: “This track was not found. Maybe it has been removed” Heh, yep, it worked! There is a post hypnotic suggestion that you believe the track did not play. So . . . can you, ya know? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-critique-on-my-first-hypnotic-audio-file-nsfw/809977.md?page=2)