# Looking for Exotic Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474 "2000-11-02T23:31:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/1 "2000-11-02T23:31:27Z")
Hi all, In the near future I will be making some trips to wonderful far off lands and was wondering if any dopers might be there to meet. Here are a listing of places I may be going to in the next 3-4 months: Singapore Hong Kong India New Zealand Australia Tel Aviv I know some of these are very vague and that the countries are large, but I can always take vacation time and hang around there a few extra days. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/2 "2000-11-02T23:33:17Z")
Oh man… Get my hopes up, I thought the title read “Looking for Exotic Dancers” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/3 "2000-11-02T23:36:57Z")
Well i would accept some of THOSE too ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/4 "2000-11-03T02:37:12Z")
Well, I’ll be in Bellingham on the 17th, and was hoping to meet you there? We missed you in Seattle:) Scotti Official thread bumper for the PNW DopeFest ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/5 "2000-11-03T03:12:13Z")
Well, for the equivalent of a lunch at McDonalds, you can rent a couple of attractive girls whose age MIGHT add up to your own… [sub]Was that my outloud voice again…?[/sub] * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, three weeks, four days, 1 hour, 13 minutes and 10 seconds. 8322 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,040.25. Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 21 hours, 30 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/6 "2000-11-03T03:13:10Z")
Dopers…Dancers…those words are nothing alike, what is wrong with me? Ad, maybe its something in the water, where are you from again? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/7 "2000-11-03T05:18:18Z")
Um, I used to be an exotic dancer… Now I’m a craps dealer, which is an occupation you don’t run into members of everyday, unless you’re in Nevada, live along a major waterway or on or near an Indian reservation. Didn’t see Vegas on your list, BTW. What’s wrong with Vegas? Hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/8 "2000-11-03T06:36:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \* > \*\*Oh man… Get my hopes up, I thought the title read “Looking for Exotic Dancers” > > 😃 \*\* I thought it said “Looking for **Erotic** Dopers”. Not that I qualify… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/9 "2000-11-03T06:53:37Z")
I dunno, sweetie~ You seem pretty erotic to me! 'course, I am just a woman with above average intelligence, who appreciates a man for WHO he is, what he values, and how intelligent he is. Oh, I forgot to say that I value wit and literacy, also. [sub]in case you are dazed from lack of sleep, allow me to say that you qualify?[/sub] So, sue me. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/10 "2000-11-03T07:10:14Z")
I’m in Brisbane Australia. I think there’s another couple of Brisbaneites here. Maybe a Dopefest could be arranged? ::resisting making a joke about Mullumbimby:: ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/11 "2000-11-03T08:24:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*I dunno, sweetie~ > > You seem pretty psychotic to me! > > 'course, I am just a woman with above average intelligence, who appreciates a man for WHO he is, what he values, and how intelligent he is. Oh, I forgot to say that I value wit and literacy, also. [sub]in case you are dazed from lack of sex, allow me to say that you qualify–for free psychiatric help![/sub] In any event, I have taste, so you’re sh\*t out of luck. > > Everything I said in the above post is true, and truth is an affirmative defense against libel. So, sue me. > > Scotti > \*\* [The above quote has been edited by DRY, though he’s NOT a moderator. Who said only mods and admins could edit?] ::fleeing from Scotti:: BurnMeUp–sorry for the hijack. I don’t know any exotic dopers (except for the ladies in my sig). But–are you gonna send us any postcards? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/12 "2000-11-03T14:55:40Z")
If you can get over to Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, I’ll buy the first round! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/13 "2000-11-04T01:59:07Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by DRY \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > I dunno, sweetie~ > > You seem pretty psychotic to me! > > 'course, I am just a woman with above average intelligence, who appreciates a man for WHO he is, what he values, and how intelligent he is. Oh, I forgot to say that I value wit and literacy, also. [sub]in case you are dazed from lack of sex, allow me to say that you qualify–for free psychiatric help![/sub] In any event, I have taste, so you’re sh\*t out of luck. > > Everything I said in the above post is true, and truth is an affirmative defense against libel. So, sue me. \*\* Sheesh, friends, I wasn’t aware that I was mentally ill until now. My name is Scotti, and I am a totally clueless poster. Evidentally, I post wild and unfounded things. I accuse my friends of being psychotic, and don’t even remember it the next day. I attest that I have taste, when this is clearly not the case. I fantasize about punishing my friends by binding them to the bedposts, and…well, this falls under the catagory of TMI. I am abjectly sorry for subjecting you all to my distorted view of reality. Mea Culpa, mea culpa. Scotti 😉 PS: Mr Bear, do you think you could shelter me in Abu Dhabi if things get too hot for me here? I have a feeling that this is about to happen. And I LOVE your wife, so you don’t have to be concerned about that aspect of the situation. I SO promise! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/14 "2000-11-04T12:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*I fantasize about punishing my friends by binding them to the bedposts \*\* “But that I am forbid To tell the secrets of my prison-house, I could a tale unfold hose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and combined locks to part, And each particular hair to stand an end, Like quills upon the fretful porpentine: But this eternal blazon must not be To ears of flesh and blood” –Hamlet, Act 1, Scene v ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-exotic-dopers/39474/15 "2000-11-04T14:31:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > I’m in Brisbane Australia. I think there’s another couple of Brisbaneites here. Maybe a Dopefest could be arranged? > > ::resisting making a joke about Mullumbimby:: Perhaps you could put BurnMeUp on the Qld electoral roll. Mullumbimby? That’s two and a half bongs from Byron right?