# Looking for idioms about experience

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 15, 2017, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677 "2017-11-15T09:30:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/42 "2017-11-18T12:42:44Z")

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From _The Godfather_

> [@Moe Greene](#):
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> I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

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**Author:** ![Onthefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de053/32.png) [@Onthefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onthefly)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/43 "2017-11-18T20:35:00Z")

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A USMC Gunnery Sergeant used to regularly tell me, “l’be been through more sea bags than you’ve been through socks.”

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/44 "2017-11-19T06:01:46Z")

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Never get in a pissing contest with a serious beer drinker.

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/45 "2017-11-19T11:55:19Z")

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My father often said, “Don’t get your meat where you get your potatoes.”

Thanks dad?

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/46 "2017-11-19T13:14:33Z")

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I don’t know if it’s an idiom, because I’m the only one I ever heard say it, but I’d tell people, “I’ve got work boots older than you.” and after a glance down; “I think I’m wearing them.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/47 "2017-11-19T13:30:42Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Never get in a pissing contest with a serious beer drinker.

Like this? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4958128&postcount=6](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4958128&postcount=6) 😃

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**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/48 "2017-11-19T15:21:57Z")

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I am aware of the contradictions and paradoxes of paremiology, but I’m just curious:  
What does one reply to ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/49 "2017-11-19T15:29:13Z")

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> [@PlaceboTarget](#):
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> I am aware of the contradictions and paradoxes of paremiology, but I’m just curious:  
> What does one reply to ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’?

“It’s not my dog!” 😃

Don’t shit where you eat.

Don’t shit on my cupcake and call it frosting.

(Apologies for the vulgarities.)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/50 "2017-11-19T19:36:39Z")

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> [@PlaceboTarget](#):
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> I am aware of the contradictions and paradoxes of paremiology, but I’m just curious:  
> What does one reply to ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’?

How about:  
Oh yeah? Just watch and try to keep up, oh young and foolish one.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-idioms-about-experience/801677/51 "2017-11-19T21:06:42Z")

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Experience is what you get, when you don’t get what you want.

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