# Looking for input, Should I sing this song to my Son. y/n? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175 "2003-01-27T05:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/41 "2003-01-28T03:59:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\* I sang “We’ve got Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again” to MY kids when they were smaller. > > _…No more bread lines, I’m glad to say, > The donkey won Election Day! > No more standing in the blowin’ snow n’ rain. > He’s got things in full sway > We’re all workin’ and gettin’ our pay; > We’ve got Franklin D. Roosevelt back again!_ > > \*\* Damn, Ike. How old are you? BTW, if you seriously want to warp your children, buy them Disney videos. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/42 "2003-01-28T12:12:18Z")
Hey, everyone cut **Skordopordonikos** some slack! He’s just trying to protect his daughter from them goddamn commie Liberal freaks who love criminals and gays and want to stop ordinary folk like us from owning guns and shooting whatever we want. Dammit, if it weren’t for those Liberals out there, we’d own Iraq, be flooding Alaska with oil and I wouldn’t have to pay any taxes! The blacks would sit where they were meant to on the buses, or rather they wouldn’t ride them at all. What’s more, Little Bunny Foo Foo would have been praying in school and saying the pledge loud and clear every morning and would never have wanted to do shit to the field mice. Not unless they were Liberal field mice, who hate our country and its freedoms, which of course we shouldn’t expect to use. Skordopordonikos, I hope your daughter grows up to be a hippy. A commie vegan one who loves gays. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/43 "2003-01-30T02:15:50Z")
Or _is_ gay. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/44 "2003-01-30T03:39:38Z")
Does your son look like you? You don’t mention being divorced and I have a hard time believing a woman would fuck you twice. ---
**Author:** ![Mothchunks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Mothchunks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mothchunks)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/45 "2003-01-30T03:41:30Z")
“I went down to Satan’s kitchen, for to get me food one morning, and there I found soul’s piping hot, all on the spit a’ turning.” That Mad Tom. He sure gets around. ---
**Author:** ![lothos2002](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@lothos2002](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lothos2002)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/46 "2003-01-30T20:44:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Um, you’re a moron. > > Esprix \*\* **Skordopordonikos** : there are two options about this, please pick the one that applies: a) You did sing that tripe to your three year old, in which case Y o u - a r e - a - m o r o n - (to say the least) or b) Y o u - a r e - a - l y i n g - t r o l l in which case, just shut up. lothos ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175/47 "2003-01-30T21:00:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Colibri \* > \*\*'Course, in his [other thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158342), he comes across as a bit to the left of **Chumpsky** (combined with a bit of megalomania and fabulism). So I guess he’s an anti-liberal leftist. \*\* Actually, i’m thinking just a troll. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-input-should-i-sing-this-song-to-my-son-y-n/151175.md?page=2)