# Looking for Joe Dolce CD

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [August 31, 2021, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827 "2021-08-31T13:18:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/1 "2021-08-31T13:18:02Z")

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I am looking for Joe Dolce’s _Shaddap You Face_ on CD, or on tape if I absolutely have to. This CD exists because I used to own it a long time ago. What I want is the full length version, not the single with just the title song. The songs on it are:

| If You Want To Be Happy | 3:22 |
| --- | --- |
| Walking The Dog | 3:20 |
| Shaddap You Face | 3:10 |
| Ain’t Been Missing You | 3:00 |
| Return (Part 1) | 3:05 |
| Ain’t No U.F.O. Gonna Catch My Diesel | 2:51 |
| How Can Our Love To Be Gone | 3:11 |
| Stick It Out | 3:40 |
| Boat People | 4:14 |
| Return (Part 2) | 1:54 |

Yes, I know he put out a lot of music and poetry, but what I want is this particular CD only.  
Thank you.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/2 "2021-08-31T13:55:19Z")

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1. Set up an eBay alert for when and if it becomes available.  
[This is probably the CDs Product Details.](https://www.ebay.com/p/1400988438#ProductDetails)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/3 "2021-08-31T14:04:57Z")

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Thank you! There are songs on there that just aren’t available elsewhere, and i appreciate the help.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/4 "2021-08-31T14:08:39Z")

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It sometimes take months, but I’m about 80% successful with eBay alerts when I’ve used them in the past.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/5 "2021-08-31T14:11:58Z")

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I even checked Amazon Music, and all they’ve got is the “Shaddap You Face” single.

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**Author:** ![Keith1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Keith1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keith1)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/6 "2021-08-31T14:30:21Z")

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You could try emailing him. I don’t know if this email is current but could be worth a try:  
[dolcej@yahoo.com](mailto:dolcej@yahoo.com)

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/7 "2021-08-31T14:33:04Z")

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The place to go for collectors is [https://www.discogs.com](https://www.discogs.com)

It can be a little but of work because you have to sift thru all the different versions sometimes to find what you want, but this is where folks like me buy & sell music.

Joe Dolce’s album was pressed in Canada and in Germany, near as I can tell. I found just one for sale, from a guy in Italy for $21 plus shipping: [Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face (CD, Germany, 0) For Sale | Discogs](https://www.discogs.com/sell/release/9206266)

ETA: Here is the page with the track listings for that pressing, etc.: [Joe Dolce – Shaddap You Face (CD) - Discogs](https://www.discogs.com/Joe-Dolce-Shaddap-You-Face/release/9206266)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/8 "2021-08-31T14:37:10Z")

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I saw that, and I wasn’t sure if he was selling both the CD and the album, or if it was released in both formats.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/9 "2021-08-31T14:44:31Z")

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“Album” is not a format. An album is a collection of things. You’ll see Album and Single listings on Discogs.

CD, LP, 45, VINYL, CASS… these are formats.

So what you saw was a listing for a CD copy of the album.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/10 "2021-08-31T17:55:07Z")

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It says “Not available in United States”.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/11 "2021-08-31T19:44:21Z")

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I sent him a message (on your behalf) asking about that. I wasn’t sure if non-members can send messages within the site, so I went ahead.

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**Author:** ![Smid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/838e76/32.png) [@Smid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smid)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/12 "2021-08-31T21:43:53Z")

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Hey!

Gotta no respect.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/13 "2021-08-31T23:41:55Z")

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Ever hear his version of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”?

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**Author:** ![Temporary\_Name](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Temporary\_Name](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temporary_Name)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/14 "2021-09-01T00:12:46Z")

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You can never unhear this:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/GsDQ93iguP8/hqdefault.jpg "Samuel L Jackson does Joe Dolce") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDQ93iguP8)

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2021, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/15 "2021-09-01T01:09:49Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> It says “Not available in United States”.

Ahhhhhhhh, it means they want you to buy that Residents album instead.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-joe-dolce-cd/949827/16 "2021-09-02T02:50:02Z")

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Sorry, man. All I got back was

> [@CaptainJack](#):
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> We don’t ship to USA.
> 
> Cheers

It costs nothing to set up an account; then you can set up a search similar to eBay where you’ll get emails when one shows up for sale.
