# Looking for jokes: What do you get when you cross X with Y?

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**Created:** [February 20, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817 "2010-02-20T23:11:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817/21 "2010-02-24T00:16:05Z")

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What do you get if you cross a rooster with another rooster?  
Two cross roosters.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817/22 "2010-02-24T00:30:31Z")

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What do you get if you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer?

One hundred sowsand bucks.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817/23 "2010-02-24T01:55:56Z")

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How do catch a unique rabbit?  
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?  
Tame way, unique up on it.

From _The New York City Cabdriver’s Jokebook_, a personally recommended read.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817/24 "2010-02-24T04:25:35Z")

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The default answer is, of course:

“I don’t know, but I sure as hell hope it doesn’t move in next door!”  
MacGruber!

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-jokes-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-x-with-y/529817/25 "2010-02-24T05:06:30Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:2, topic:529817”]

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?  
A. Elephino  
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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> [math geek]  
> What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?  
> |elephant||banana| sin _q_

> [@cochrane](#):
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> What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?  
> Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?The Second Punic War!

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