# Looking for LOTR link **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 3, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409 "2005-08-03T12:33:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/1 "2005-08-03T12:33:54Z")
There was a link here a while ago for a set of screen shots from the LOTR with hilarious captions… It was some blog page, I believe. I’ve put the search engine through its paces but can’t seem to find anything (well I probably could but you try searching for one specific LOTR thread among the millions here). Anyone remember it, and still have the link? The one I remember most clearly is Boromir proposing a few interesting approaches to getting the Ring to Mt Doom… ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/2 "2005-08-03T14:16:24Z")
I remember those. I think the site that was originally linked to here is gone, but I found my favorite one by searching for “lotr animated gif mortor”. Here’s one [link](http://s115787710.onlinehome.us/kenmitchell.net/video.html) - One does not simply… walk into Mortor… - Mordor. - What? - It’s “Mordor”. With a “D”. - One does not simply walk into Mordor. Heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/3 "2005-08-03T14:45:50Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > There was a link here a while ago for a set of screen shots from the LOTR with hilarious captions… It was some blog page, I believe. I’ve put the search engine through its paces but can’t seem to find anything (well I probably could but you try searching for one specific LOTR thread among the millions here). Anyone remember it, and still have the link? > > The one I remember most clearly is Boromir proposing a few interesting approaches to getting the Ring to Mt Doom… This is what you want: [http://www.regretless.com/funny/Two\_Towers\_captions/00-20.htm](http://www.regretless.com/funny/Two_Towers_captions/00-20.htm) ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/4 "2005-08-03T16:02:33Z")
[http://www.coalitionoftheswilling.net/archives/2005/03/some\_people\_hav.html](http://www.coalitionoftheswilling.net/archives/2005/03/some_people_hav.html) That’s the link you’re looking for. Here’s the thread: > **[That is the funniest d\*mn Weird Earl EVER!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311972)** > > Serious, kids. If you haven’t checked out the Weird Earl on the front page of the site you’re missing one of the things that makes like worth living. “Give up the Ring, short stuff!” Interestingly, you were the last to post to it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/5 "2005-08-03T16:04:19Z")
Ah, crap. I see now that the whiel the link works, the links on the link don’t. Phooey. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/6 "2005-08-03T21:48:17Z")
Do you mean badly translated captions? If so, here they are: [Fellowship of the Ring](http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html) [Two Towers](http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20.htm) [Return of the King](http://www.freewebs.com/lakeevendim/rotkengrish.htm) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/7 "2005-08-04T09:46:13Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > [The Coalition of the Swilling: Some People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands](http://www.coalitionoftheswilling.net/archives/2005/03/some_people_hav.html) > > That’s the link you’re looking for. Here’s the thread: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311972](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311972) > > Interestingly, you were the last to post to it. 🙂 Those are the ones - and you helped anyway! I managed to find 2 of them by searching on some of the image names: [http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif](http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif) [http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif](http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif) Thanks, everyone, for the help 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GorillaGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8491ac/32.png) [@GorillaGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-lotr-link/315409/8 "2005-08-05T02:07:59Z")
Here’s one more from the original site [Boromir’s Invisible Phone](http://www.letsrock.nu/skoj/boromirsinvisiblephone.gif)