# Looking for puns regarding my new niece who was born into her mother's pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563 "2010-02-26T20:05:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/1 "2010-02-26T20:05:17Z")
> [@](#): > > arrival to hospital = 9:18 PM > entry into elevator = 9:18 PM (gentleman trying to make small talk… I’m sorry sir, if I seemed curt… in kind of a rush) > arrival to 3rd floor (location of labor and delivery) = 9:19 PM > off the elevator, in a rather atypical voice, SIL yells “it’s coming out” > My brother responds, “nonsense, let’s just get you a wheelchair to ride in” (as the heroic hospital nurses are all of a sudden convening on the atrium outside the labor & delivery area) > SIL rebuts = “It’s out, it’s out!” = 9:20 PM (no ‘pushies’ this go-around) > Brother responds, “We need to keep moving” (as he reaches over to assist her leg up in order that she sit down on the wheelchair) > Followed by = “uh, there’s a baby in here” (inside her pant leg) > Rush to the nearest room, baby begins to cry (inside pant leg, a good sign, of course) > Pajama pants whisked away, dad lays eyes on another daughter. All I’ve got is the kid’s new nickname, PJ, but other than that good jokes have been eluding me. So any thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![slitterst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@slitterst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slitterst)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/2 "2010-02-26T20:14:33Z")
Gee, Sis. Sounds like you really got caught with your pants up. At least you didn’t have to do any of the Lamaze PANT-ing this time. I know you’re in a hurry to get the kid out of diapers and into underpants, but don’t you think that’s a little extreme? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/3 "2010-02-26T20:14:48Z")
That’s the most terrifying thing I’m likely to see today, and I’m an emergency responder. “Uh, there’s a baby in there!” is awesome. It sounds like your sister in law wears the pants in that relationship. I know, I’m sorry, but it’s the best I can do on short notice. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/4 "2010-02-26T20:24:48Z")
I’ve heard of getting into someone’s pants, but that’s taking it a little too far. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/5 "2010-02-26T20:36:20Z")
So, to get to the baby, the Doc had to cut the umbilical cord-uroys? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/6 "2010-02-26T20:52:48Z")
The baby was born healthy since the mom has good jeans. ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/7 "2010-02-26T20:54:11Z")
Is that a baby in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Name the kid Levi Jean. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/8 "2010-02-26T20:55:53Z")
So, that kid really takes after her dad, huh? optional for those who need it spelled out: Couldn’t wait to get into mom’s pants. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/9 "2010-02-26T20:56:15Z")
Baby in your pants! Baby in your pants! Lookin like a fool with that baby in your pants! ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/10 "2010-02-26T21:26:51Z")
I love the jeans (+Levi) and the corduroy. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/11 "2010-02-26T21:32:41Z")
Cute as a trouser mouse! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/12 "2010-02-26T21:37:03Z")
She’s lucky it went so well - breeches births can be very tricky, so cut her some slacks. Hopefully the kiddo will grow up to be a real smarty pants. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/13 "2010-02-26T21:39:30Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > The baby was born healthy since the mom has good jeans. I think this is the winner. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/14 "2010-02-27T00:20:33Z")
I’ve got puchlines but no setups: “…puts her pants on one baby at a time.” “…gave birth by the seat of her pants.” Get some help here? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/15 "2010-02-27T00:39:59Z")
Poor mom. Most parents have a while to get used to being parents before they have to start worrying if their kid is loading their pants. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-puns-regarding-my-new-niece-who-was-born-into-her-mothers-pants/530563/16 "2010-02-27T06:44:51Z")
Since the baby had a safe arrival her mum must have been wearing parachute pants. And very quick weight loss too - “There’s room for two people in here!” (Oh, and congrats on the new niece!)