# Looking for Skeleton Puns **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 25, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181 "2003-11-25T14:15:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/21 "2003-11-25T21:13:55Z")
Don’t want to stirrup any trouble, but I am interested in this topic anvil try to help you. Am I a hammer what? ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/22 "2003-11-26T03:58:02Z")
Blast you, **Dragwyr** , I was gonna use that! 🙂 On a toy: “Made by patella” Ok, I know that was terrible, I’ll leave… ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/23 "2003-11-26T12:23:05Z")
Theres a new comedy sensation at the graveyard. Red Skeleton. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/24 "2003-11-26T13:18:47Z")
None of this makes any sense. Must be a clavicle error. Where did all those bite marks on your shoulder come from? Count Scapula! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/25 "2003-11-26T14:27:57Z")
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they don’t have any organs. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/26 "2003-11-26T15:59:51Z")
Skeletons don’t have a tendon, see, to stay together. ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/27 "2003-11-26T16:52:29Z")
Still looking - may have found something by tomarrow… ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/28 "2003-11-26T18:53:39Z")
Stop SKULLking around, why are you depending on us for your rib ticklers? It’s like if theire was a young lady trying to choose a sex partner and in line she saw 5 naked men and one skeleton, she;'d dtake the skeleton because why settle for cocks 1-5 when coccyx will do? Q How is a doctor feeling a baby’s head like Ponce De Leon? A He’s looking for the Fontinelles of Youth ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/29 "2003-11-26T19:20:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragwyr \* > \*\*A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me a beer… and a mop.” \*\* Oh that is just too damn funny. Thanks to you, I now have beer on my monitor, numbskull. 😃 Tripler I have a tendoncy to laugh when I read threads like this. ---
**Author:** ![evilwithmysister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@evilwithmysister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilwithmysister)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/30 "2016-12-17T03:41:26Z")
:well tibia honest aren’t my pun humerus it would be such a femur-ry situation because it would skull my reputation after all my puns are BONE-ified by a ton of comedian! a skeleton! my sister:…_snickers_ me: i am not even telling you a fibula all of this is rib-bing me everyday if i can help someone in need lol:cool: 😃 🆒 :D:D:D:D 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/31 "2016-12-17T16:06:04Z")
The hip bone’s Schenectady the thigh bone… ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/32 "2016-12-18T07:10:23Z")
Dig up the graves of Napoleon and his family, and you’ll see lots of bony parts. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181/33 "2016-12-18T13:05:08Z")
> [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](#): > > Aside from “BONEFIED!”, can anyone think of any good skeleton puns out there? I noticed this OP is 13 years old. How soon did you kneed the puns? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-skeleton-puns/215181.md?page=1)