# Looking for slut confirmations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242 "1999-10-28T22:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bigguns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bigguns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bigguns)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/1 "1999-10-28T22:08:00Z")
Before my current life as a leggy supermodel, I used to ‘get around’. Now, here I am, happily married, and don’t want to change that, but… at work the other day I saw some grafitti in a notebook where one of the employees had written a list of ‘fun’ things about working here. One of the items said that said “‘Bill’ has a big cock - REALLY!” Naturally the subject came up with Bill, and he offered to show it to me. He loves showing it, apparently. Well he did, and it was BIG. Now I’m horny as hell. I’m about to wear out my vibrator batteries! I’m making hubby give it to me twice a day! Anyway, I’m thinking of having a little tryst with Bill. Why am I sharing this? Hell I don’t know, it’s just been on my mind lately, so I thought it would be a good reason for me to stop lurking, and to make my first post. * * * (0)(0) Bigguns ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/2 "1999-10-28T22:20:00Z")
Why do I feel like that post should have started with, “Dear Penthouse Forum:”? ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/3 "1999-10-28T22:22:00Z")
Yeah, baby! The hell with morality and marriage and all that square shit! That all just gets in the way of having a HUGE COCK getting shoved between your legs. Go for it!! And when those few minutes are over with Bill and you’re able to walk again, do us all a favor and slit your neck with his HUGE RAZOR. * * * Hell is Other People. ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/4 "1999-10-28T22:35:00Z")
Big cock, full of germs. You deserve it, go for it. and could nobody start a ‘does size matter’ thread, please. * * * We’re all here, because we’re not all there! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/5 "1999-10-28T22:37:00Z")
Cool it, Sake. To Bigguns: At the risk of shocking the shocker, I may want to ask: How is your _husband_ endowed? Hey, _he_ may outclass this Bill altogether! 🙂 for you 🙂 Dear Abby once ran a comment from a reader–who got this advice from a Catholic priest, of all people!–One thing to do to preserve your marriage is, every six weeks or so, get a sitter for the kids, and go for a weekend to an out-of-area motel room with a bottle of champagne and act like a hooker and her latest john. And don’t say you can’t afford to. You can’t afford not to. 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/6 "1999-10-28T22:39:00Z")
Ew. Someone has a big penis and that made you HORNY?? It would make me want to run far far away. Anyway, if the reason you want to cheat on your husband is because someone has a big penis, your sense of loyalty is obviously nil and your marriage won’t last long anyway, so what difference does it make? Geez… just go buy a salami. * * * – O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/7 "1999-10-28T22:52:00Z")
I think Bigguns is another “loverock” situation. 🙂 * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/8 "1999-10-28T23:05:00Z")
Yeah, I have my doubts as to this person’s legitimacy too. * * * – O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/9 "1999-10-28T23:10:00Z")
## This poster is obviously a man, as it’s only men who think women gaze at a “huge cock” and get all hot and bothered, dying to “get some”. Give me a break already. A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes. [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/10 "1999-10-28T23:15:00Z")
Does this work the other way around? I mean, If a man thinks a woman’s vaginal opening is nice and tight will he be turned on? …Or do we just go for the big boobs and wide hips? (Actually I know better than to investigate…) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/11 "1999-10-28T23:19:00Z")
I’ll do BurnMeUp one better: I think this is a man whose read one too many “Letters from Penthouse” (pun intended). * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/12 "1999-10-28T23:26:00Z")
I think it was the “leggy supermodel” bit that gave it away. It is conceivable that a real woman would post under a name like Bigguns, but the rest is just over the top. I’m wondering about motive, though. Is he turned on by this stuff? Maybe he wants to know our definition of “slut”. That is how horny women talk in pornos, but not in real life, I’m afraid. * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/13 "1999-10-28T23:37:00Z")
Wait, are you saying that porn movies are not like real life? Oh, oh… ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/14 "1999-10-28T23:45:00Z")
actually i know women who talk like that during sex \ * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/15 "1999-10-29T00:32:00Z")
Oh my, yes, some guy probably wrote the post. It’s just not the vernacular of a woman to say ‘huge cock’ & not even describe what that means. So probably a little kid with a little, well never mind wrote it. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/16 "1999-10-29T00:37:00Z")
Quite looking at me… This poster is NOT heatherlee! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/17 "1999-10-29T00:59:00Z")
Satan: I know that was a joke, but I just gotta say for the record that I’d _never_ mistake Bigguns for heatherlee. Nope. Don’t think so. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/18 "1999-10-29T01:05:00Z")
It’s conceivable that a women wrote it, I’ve known women who both think and talk like that… altho none of them have enough brains to operate a computer much less hang out at a message board. Usually they spend their time trolling the nearest bar in search of the biggest cock. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/19 "1999-10-29T01:06:00Z")
It’s conceivable that a women wrote it, I’ve known women who both think and talk like that… altho none of them have enough brains to operate a computer much less hang out at a message board. Usually they spend their time trolling the nearest bar in search of the biggest cock. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242/20 "1999-10-29T01:18:00Z")
Bigguns your hubby needs to find himself a new woman… one who has some common sense…go buy yourself a blow up man… then you can have any size you want * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-slut-confirmations/10242.md?page=2)