# Looking for Stalker Songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 5, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750 "2003-10-05T19:37:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/21 "2003-10-06T01:13:38Z")

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I don’t know if “What Do I Have to Do” by Stabbing Westward is specifically about a stalker, but the lyrics (and the creepy quiet-loud industrial-type music) make it sound like, in the right context, it could be:

_I know exactly what you’re thinking  
but I swear this time I will not let you down  
I’m not as selfish as I used to be  
that was a part of me that never made me proud  
right now I think I would try anything  
anything at all to keep you satisfied  
God I hope you see what losing you would do to me  
all I want is one more chance, tell me  
what do I have to do…_

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/22 "2003-10-06T01:32:25Z")

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I’m surprised no one has yet mentioned [“Stalker Song”](http://www.lyricsdir.com/d/danzig/stalker-song.php) by Danzig.

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**Author:** ![Nanook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nanook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/23 "2003-10-06T02:19:21Z")

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I’ve Got My Eyes on You by Cole Porter. Astaire sings it on his Verve Jazz album… “I’ve got my eyes on you/So best beware where you roam/I’ve got my eyes on you/So don’t stray too far from home…”

I’m Shadowing You by Johnny Mercer and Blossom Dearie, available on her album “Our Favorite Songs:” “Everywhere you go/you ought to know/I’m shadowing you/ Turn around ‘n’ find/I’m half a step behind/I’m shadowing you…”

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**Author:** ![Eman\_Resu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bc8723/32.png) [@Eman\_Resu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Resu)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/24 "2003-10-06T02:35:52Z")

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A band called Huffamoose has a tune off their _We’ve Been Had Again_ album called “Take You With” that’s pretty stalkery.

The lyrics alternate between the she and the he:

"you shouldna come by you shouldna come by  
I got a letter for ya this oughta do it for ya  
you shouldna come by you shouldna come by  
it’s all in the letter sweetheart plain and simple loved one just read it

I wanna take you with  
do you wanna come with  
listen to me look into my eyes  
are you looking in my eyes  
how many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone  
I want you to turn around walk away never reappear go home"

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/25 "2003-10-06T02:50:26Z")

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Superman by REM (I know it’s a cover but not who it’s originally by)

“You don’t really love that guy you’re naked with now do you?/ I know you don’t love that guy cause I can see right through you”

“If you go a million miles away I’ll track you down, girl”

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/26 "2003-10-06T02:55:57Z")

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Look Through Any Window - early 60’s top ten hit.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/27 "2003-10-06T03:01:34Z")

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“Just My Imagination” by the Temptations.

\*Her love is ecstasy  
When her arms enfold me  
I hear her tender rhapsody  
But in reality, she doesn’t even know me \*

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/28 "2003-10-06T03:14:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nanook \*  
> \*\*I’ve Got My Eyes on You by Cole Porter. Astaire sings it on his Verve Jazz album… “I’ve got my eyes on you/So best beware where you roam/I’ve got my eyes on you/So don’t stray too far from home…”  
> /B]

In the Cole Porter vein **Night and Day**. I love the song but

\*Night and day you are the one…

No matter where you are I think of you day and night…

this torment wont be through until you let me spend my life making love to you day and night…\*

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/29 "2003-10-06T03:17:17Z")

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Little Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham (early 60’s)

Gonna keep my sheep suit on, until I’m sure you are shown,  
that I can be trusted walking with you alone.

OWWWWWW!!!

I mean, BAHHH, BAHHH 😃

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/30 "2003-10-06T03:24:09Z")

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Silhouettes - Herman’s Hermits

Took a walk and passed your house late last night  
All the shades were pulled and drawn way down tight  
From within, the dim light cast two silhouettes on the shade  
Oh what a lovely couple they made

[http://www.lyricsdepot.com/hermans-hermits/silhouettes.html](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/hermans-hermits/silhouettes.html)

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/31 "2003-10-06T03:26:42Z")

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My Boyfriends Back

My Boyfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble  
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend’s back) If you see him comin’ better cut out on the double  
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend’s back) You’ve been spreadin’ lies that I was untrue

[http://www.lyrics.jp/lyrics/N007100010007.asp](http://www.lyrics.jp/lyrics/N007100010007.asp)

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/32 "2003-10-06T03:31:23Z")

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Delilah - Tom Jones

But I was lost like a slave that no man could free  
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting  
I cross the street to her house and she opened the door  
She stood there laughing  
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

[http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/morrison/794/tomjones.html](http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/morrison/794/tomjones.html)

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/33 "2003-10-06T03:40:45Z")

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_What’ll you do about me._ I first heard it performed by Randy Travis and has been recorded by several country artists including the Forrester Sisters.

Some lines:

All you wanted was a one-night stand,  
the fire of the wine and the touch of a man,  
but I fell in love and ruined all your plans,  
now what’ll you do about me.

What in the world are you gonna do  
when some guy comes over to visit with you  
and I’m on the porch with a 2 by 2,  
now what’ll you do about me.

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/34 "2003-10-06T03:40:52Z")

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_What’ll you do about me._ I first heard it performed by Randy Travis and has been recorded by several country artists including the Forrester Sisters.

Some lines:

All you wanted was a one-night stand,  
the fire of the wine and the touch of a man,  
but I fell in love and ruined all your plans,  
now what’ll you do about me.

What in the world are you gonna do  
when some guy comes over to visit with you  
and I’m on the porch with a 2 by 2,  
now what’ll you do about me.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/35 "2003-10-06T03:41:11Z")

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“How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?” - Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks

I’ve talked to your mother and I’ve talked to your dad  
They say they’ve tried but it’s all in vain  
I’ve begged and I’ve pleaded, I’ve even got mad  
Now we must face it, you give me a pain

[http://www.gregorysteele.com/music/hicks\_indx.htm](http://www.gregorysteele.com/music/hicks_indx.htm)

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/36 "2003-10-06T03:41:33Z")

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_What’ll you do about me._ I first heard it performed by Randy Travis and has been recorded by several country artists including the Forrester Sisters.

Some lines:

All you wanted was a one-night stand,  
the fire of the wine and the touch of a man,  
but I fell in love and ruined all your plans,  
now what’ll you do about me.

What in the world are you planning to do  
when some guy comes over just to visit with you  
and I’m on the porch with a 2 by 2,  
now what’ll you do about me.

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/37 "2003-10-06T03:45:04Z")

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I am really sorry about that triple post.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/38 "2003-10-06T03:47:27Z")

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cathy’s clown by everly brothers

Don’t want your love any more.  
Don’t want your kisses , that’s for sure.  
I die each time I hear this sound:  
“Here he comes, that’s Cathy’s clown.”

[http://www.lyricsfind.com/lyrics/290/3193.php](http://www.lyricsfind.com/lyrics/290/3193.php)

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/39 "2003-10-06T03:52:37Z")

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I’ve Got You Under My Skin Lyrics - Frank Sinatra

I’ve got you under my skin  
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me  
So deep in my heart, that you’re really a part of me  
I’ve got you under my skin

[http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frank-sinatra-bono/ive-got-you-under-my-skin.html](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frank-sinatra-bono/ive-got-you-under-my-skin.html)

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-stalker-songs/205750/40 "2003-10-06T03:57:49Z")

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Baby Come Back - Alcazar

I’m gonna stalk you after midnight  
I’ll stalk you when the bells are ringing  
And we can make it work alright tonight

[http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/A/Alcazar/Alcazar%20-%20Baby%20Come%20Back%20lyrics.htm](http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/A/Alcazar/Alcazar%20-%20Baby%20Come%20Back%20lyrics.htm)

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