# Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570 "2013-07-15T16:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/261 "2013-07-16T14:53:43Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > I don’t have those things sorry. Which things? The wheelchair, the car, or the paper? If you mean the websites, here is [Imgur](http://imgur.com/)- a free site (I made a link you can click on from here, to save you any embarrassing trouble finding it). You just drag the photo onto the page and it uploads automatically. You then copy and paste the link here and you’re done. Easy peasy. But I’m sure you’ll have a reason why you can’t do that. Also, an 18 year old not knowing how to post a photo is the weakest part of your entire story. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/262 "2013-07-16T14:54:52Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > I don’t have those things sorry. You don’t have a _sheet of paper_? You’re killing me, Smalls! ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/263 "2013-07-16T14:56:28Z")
[http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls](http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls) ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/264 "2013-07-16T14:56:40Z")
ETA: ninja’d By the way: > [@Joey\_P](#): > > How about a picture of your chair (or you in the chair) with **a sign that says SDMB**? > … > Even better, **post a picture of a paper that says SDMB** on your steering wheel with the hand controls. Bolding mine. Picture fail. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/265 "2013-07-16T14:58:16Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls](http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls) I want to see that SAME GIRL holding a sheet of paper that says SDMB. I’m pretty sure I made that request about 4 times now. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/266 "2013-07-16T14:58:47Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls](http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls) LOL! Your trolling is terrific. I love you so much. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/267 "2013-07-16T15:00:42Z")
You could’ve grabbed that picture off the internet anywhere. Which is why you were asked to post a piece of paper with it as proof that it’s really you. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/268 "2013-07-16T15:01:45Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls](http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls) Can you post another of yourself with your car in shot, and maybe another of yourself next to any verifiable location? (a street name sign, maybe) I reckon that should be enough to silence your accusers. ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/269 "2013-07-16T15:02:04Z")
[http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/270 "2013-07-16T15:02:58Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Can you post another of yourself with your car in shot, and maybe another of yourself next to any verifiable location? (a street name sign, maybe) > > I reckon that should be enough to silence your accusers. Now that we know what she looks like, just another picture of her holding a sign that says SDMB should do. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/271 "2013-07-16T15:03:00Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) I can’t stop laughing at this. Kudos, Mr. Troll. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/272 "2013-07-16T15:03:21Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > The registration of my car is MW04 WVD. Does that help you believe it exists? [_cough_](http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307127783327/sort/default/make/CITROEN/model/C2/postcode/m25db/radius/1501/keywords/furio/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/advert-type/hl-nthcar/dealer/13523/usedcars?logcode=hlp) Yep, it exists. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/273 "2013-07-16T15:03:26Z")
I like how until five minutes ago she had no idea how to take or upload a photo but suddenly is able to create the perfect duckface selfie. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/274 "2013-07-16T15:03:58Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) Yeah, that’s what I thought. I was gonna do that as a joke. Glad you made it for me. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/275 "2013-07-16T15:04:33Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) > [@pulykamell](#): > > [_cough_](http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307127783327/sort/default/make/CITROEN/model/C2/postcode/m25db/radius/1501/keywords/furio/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/advert-type/hl-nthcar/dealer/13523/usedcars?logcode=hlp) > > Yep, it exists. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah… ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/276 "2013-07-16T15:04:53Z")
> [@nikonikosuru](#): > > You could’ve grabbed that picture off the internet anywhere. Which is why you were asked to post a piece of paper with it as proof that it’s really you. Well, I searched it on google images and it didn’t find any matches, so if she did grab it off the net, she grabbed it from somewhere not indexed by google. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/277 "2013-07-16T15:04:58Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls](http://imgur.com/ViIa1ls) Looks legit. I’m won over. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/278 "2013-07-16T15:05:27Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) Now that’s funny.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/279 "2013-07-16T15:06:14Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah… (Sad thing is, I didn’t reverse image search that. Just figured it was pulled from a car ad.) ETA: And in case you miss it, look at the plates. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/280 "2013-07-16T15:06:34Z")
> [@nikonikosuru](#): > > Looks legit. I’m won over. Not everything on facebook, for example, is indexed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=15)