# Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570 "2013-07-15T16:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/281 "2013-07-16T15:06:46Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) That sort of makes the other 12 pages worth it. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/282 "2013-07-16T15:07:12Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > [http://imgur.com/4B040Jj](http://imgur.com/4B040Jj) Fucking brilliant! Can we keep her? ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/283 "2013-07-16T15:07:16Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > [_cough_](http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307127783327/sort/default/make/CITROEN/model/C2/postcode/m25db/radius/1501/keywords/furio/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/advert-type/hl-nthcar/dealer/13523/usedcars?logcode=hlp) > > Yep, it exists. How the fuck did you do that? ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/284 "2013-07-16T15:07:58Z")
I am in love with this entire thread. The MS Paint label is the very best. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/285 "2013-07-16T15:09:09Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > How the fuck did you do that? Quoting my high school’s unofficial motto: If you don’t know, dude, I’m NOT going to tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/286 "2013-07-16T15:10:43Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > How the fuck did you do that? Google, I expect. It’s a relatively well known website these days. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/287 "2013-07-16T15:11:01Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > [_cough_](http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307127783327/sort/default/make/CITROEN/model/C2/postcode/m25db/radius/1501/keywords/furio/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/advert-type/hl-nthcar/dealer/13523/usedcars?logcode=hlp) > > Yep, it exists. That can’t be right. That car’s in Essex, not Scotland! ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/288 "2013-07-16T15:12:47Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That can’t be right. That car’s in Essex, not Scotland! You do know that you can drive a car don’t you? Say, from one part of a country to another? ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/289 "2013-07-16T15:13:02Z")
I guess this would be better suited for the “ask the” thread - but does the fact that she is in a wheelchair preclude her from owning any other furniture?! About that oh-so-important school work that prevented the meetup you scheduled… Damn, this is fun! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/290 "2013-07-16T15:13:13Z")
Okay. I’m kind of on my way to being convinced that the car at least is legit. Not sure about the actual poster. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/291 "2013-07-16T15:14:30Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Okay. I’m kind of on my way to being convinced that the car at least is legit. Not sure about the actual poster. Well, yes, the car is legit. I don’t think there was much doubt of that. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@Tequila\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Party)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/292 "2013-07-16T15:14:49Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > I don’t have those things sorry. I’m falling down here, man, and there’s still a person who believes her?? You do know, little troll, that those things are _free on the internet_, yes? Also, it took a year from the last time until now, right? I can’t wait to see what happens in another year when she trolls us again and there’s _still_ those who will defend her because she “might just be real”! I’m beginning to believe in fairies and Santa again too. QUOTE=Joey P;16478920]I want to see that SAME GIRL holding a sheet of paper that says SDMB. I’m pretty sure I made that request about 4 times now. [/QUOTE] SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY PAPER!!! You horrible person you! > [@Giraffe](#): > > I can’t stop laughing at this. Kudos, Mr. Troll. Oh em gee. Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/293 "2013-07-16T15:14:50Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You do know that you can drive a car don’t you? Say, from one part of a country to another? Richlee just confirmed the car’s on their forecourt. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/294 "2013-07-16T15:15:17Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Okay. I’m kind of on my way to being convinced that the car at least is legit. Not sure about the actual poster. No, I think she’s on the up and up. How else could she have known the technical specs of that car? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/295 "2013-07-16T15:15:52Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You do know that you can drive a car don’t you? Say, from one part of a country to another? You’re really going to keep going? Having scratched SDMB onto one of the photos from that website??? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/296 "2013-07-16T15:16:50Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You do know that you can drive a car don’t you? Say, from one part of a country to another? So, what made you decide to try to sell the car down by London instead of near home? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/297 "2013-07-16T15:17:35Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > How the fuck did you do that? Damn, your (sic) good. ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/298 "2013-07-16T15:17:44Z")
> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#): > > Richlee just confirmed the car’s on their forecourt. You phoned them from the US! You sad bastard! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/299 "2013-07-16T15:17:51Z")
Ok, one of the photos in the auto trader gallery was the same as the one jaymac posted. I think I’m about to have to stand corrected. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/300 "2013-07-16T15:17:55Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > So, what made you decide to try to sell the car down by London instead of near home? She’s obviously making up for it in volume. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=16)