# Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570 "2013-07-15T16:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/21 "2013-07-15T17:14:45Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > Anyway I have no intention of letting anyone know all the intimate details of my private life like that other weirdo did. “Other”? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/22 "2013-07-15T17:17:30Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I > ETA: Plus, we all know that thread was going to end up with mod notes/warnings and directions to take accusations to the pit - so I took the liberty of creating the place to do so. How narcissistic. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/23 "2013-07-15T17:18:28Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > So you’re assuming I’m automatically some arsehole who scammed you all? Wait, how do you know about that? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/24 "2013-07-15T17:20:10Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > How narcissistic. Yeah, probably. So? ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/25 "2013-07-15T17:20:31Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > You got up to speed quickly: > > I’m not sure how you had time to find out who she was and read through all her threads to discover that she had shared so many details of her private life, but kudos. I was just browsing throught that ask the thread and I’m a fast reader. ---
**Author:** ![jaymac1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaymac1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/26 "2013-07-15T17:22:15Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Wait, how do you know about that? 😕 I got told about it in my original thread. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/27 "2013-07-15T17:24:41Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Wait, how do you know about that? 😕 Her name is Jaymie! Same as our very own attractive and complex para-poster! What a coinkadink! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/28 "2013-07-15T17:26:31Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > Her name is Jaymie! Same as our very own attractive and complex para-poster! What a coinkadink! I don’t know about complex, but he sure is dreamy isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/29 "2013-07-15T17:28:04Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Wait, how do you know about that? 😕 NM, I see now. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/30 "2013-07-15T17:28:13Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > I was just browsing throught that ask the thread and I’m a fast reader. Apparently. 13 minutes from the posting of this thread to your post #7 decrying umkay for sharing her private life. If you have an extra couple of minutes, you should speed-read through [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656188) as well. It turns out that other “girl” who totally isn’t you (no matter what that asshole Bob thinks, fucking dick) was quite the [fast tongue-typist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15202189&postcount=272) as well. If this whole message board thing doesn’t pan out, maybe you two could go into some sort of speed-writing/speed-reading business together. Transcribing posts from troll to English and back, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/31 "2013-07-15T17:33:20Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You seem to be quite the cunt as well, I had no idea about this Umkay until now. You’re not allowed to call posters “cunt” anywhere on this message board. Hate to break it to you but I’m kind of a cunt like that. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/32 "2013-07-15T17:34:18Z")
Even if jaymac1 isn’t umkay, he/she/it has been just as entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/33 "2013-07-15T17:36:51Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > I was talking as a poster, not a mod. In that case, your white knight is showing. Maybe she’ll be super impressed and agree to Skype with you so you can tell us all how really real she really is. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/34 "2013-07-15T17:37:42Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You’re a brain dead little cunt. > [@jaymac1](#): > > You seem to be quite the cunt as well, I had no idea about this Umkay until now. So “cunt” is OK now? I hadn’t heard. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/35 "2013-07-15T17:39:25Z")
> [@TheChileanBlob](#): > > So “cunt” is OK now? I hadn’t heard. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/36 "2013-07-15T17:43:05Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Yeah, probably. So? For someone who’s more than ready to shit on other people, you sure are touchy about having your motives questioned. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/37 "2013-07-15T17:44:15Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Or not, I don’t really give a shit - it’s a slow work day. Maybe think about giving a shit before you accuse somebody of lying and trolling next time. I’ve seen some determined trolls, but I haven’t seen one who moved to Europe as cover. > [@Bob Ducca](#): > > It’s a weird fetish thing. I’ve never been convinced of that. She’s a serial faker but nobody knows why. The sex thing could be true but it seems like a way to make the whole story seem as lurid as possible. > [@Giraffe](#): > > If you have an extra couple of minutes, you should speed-read through [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656188) as well. It turns out that other “girl” who totally isn’t you (no matter what that asshole Bob thinks, fucking dick) was quite the [fast tongue-typist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15202189&postcount=272) as well. Compare paraplegic and quadriplegic. As always, people should be careful about believing what they hear on the Internet. But they should also be careful about making accusations and assuming the worst even when they’ve been burned or watched liars do their thing in the past. It’s a difficult balance. We’ll take it from here, Detective. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/38 "2013-07-15T17:45:08Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You’re not allowed to call posters “cunt” anywhere on this message board. Hate to break it to you but I’m kind of a cunt like that. Shut up. She can call me a cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/39 "2013-07-15T17:55:17Z")
> [@jaymac1](#): > > You’re a brain dead little cunt. [Moderating] Hi, **jaymac1**. While the Pit is the part of the SDMB where posters are allowed to insult each other, there are certain phrases which are not allowed to be used at other posters, including the word “cunt.” The full list can be found [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858) Please read the list, and avoid using those phrases against other posters in the future. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570/40 "2013-07-15T18:03:02Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > But they should also be careful about making accusations and assuming the worst even when they’ve been burned or watched liars do their thing in the past. It’s a difficult balance. We’ll take it from here, Detective. :rolleyes: Ach aye, I dinna mean to offend the lassie, tis a difficult balance even for the wee bairns in Glasgow. My bum’s oot the windae here, I feel like a proper shite, aye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-umkay-is-back-so-we-may-as-well-get-this-thread-started/663570.md?page=3)