# Looks like we got us a convoy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2016, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695 "2016-02-10T10:31:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/21 "2016-02-12T00:09:09Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> [Monster Convoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZSqxpwarmQ)

Thanks. Couldn’t find one back in October, shouldn’t have assumed that wouldn’t change. :o

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/22 "2016-02-12T06:16:02Z")

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Back when it first came out C.W. McCall had a release called _Black Bear Road_, that I heard on the radio while down in Texas. it’s about the perils of a family drive over, a rough road, in a rented 4WD vehicle, in the Rockies.

I thought it hilarious and taped it off of the radio so later my dad in Kansas could hear it. I was surprised that he found it so funny he started writing down the words. That’s when he told me that the road in the song is real, and he even showed me a picture of my mother standing beside the warning sign mentioned in the song/ They had been over it in a motorcycle.  
https://www.youtube.com/embed/GzWyZ-jM9Is?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDGzWyZ-jM9Is

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/23 "2016-02-12T08:32:13Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Back when it first came out C.W. McCall had a release called _Black Bear Road_, that I heard on the radio while down in Texas. it’s about the perils of a family drive over, a rough road, in a rented 4WD vehicle, in the Rockies.
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> I thought it hilarious and taped it off of the radio so later my dad in Kansas could hear it. I was surprised that he found it so funny he started writing down the words. That’s when he told me that the road in the song is real, and he even showed me a picture of my mother standing beside the warning sign mentioned in the song/ They had been over it in a motorcycle.  
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzWyZ-jM9Is&list=RDGzWyZ-jM9Is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzWyZ-jM9Is&list=RDGzWyZ-jM9Is)

That warning sign reportedly reads,

\*\*TELLURIDE ——\>  
CITY OF GOLD  
12 MILES - 2 HOURS  
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE  
CRAZY TO DRIVE THIS  
ROAD - BUT IT HELPS

JEEPS ONLY\*\*

> **[Black Bear Road](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Bear_Road)**
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> Black Bear Road or Black Bear Pass, and officially Forest Service Road 648, is a dirt road that starts from the 11,018-foot (3,358 m) summit of Red Mountain Pass on U.S. Highway 550 (between Ouray and Silverton) to Telluride, Colorado. The road crests at Black Bear Pass, elevation 12,840 feet (3,910 m), and descends over a set of switchbacks as it navigates the heights above Telluride. The road passes Bridal Veil Falls, the highest waterfall in Colorado. In 1975, the road was the s Black Bear Roa...

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/24 "2016-02-12T12:27:36Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> **longhair75** from Omaha, I don’t suppose you drive a chartreuse microbus do you?

😃

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/25 "2016-02-13T10:14:45Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Did your convoy include eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus? 😃

Damn you! That’s what I wanted to say 🙂

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/26 "2016-02-16T14:58:36Z")

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I had “Black Bear Road” on vinyl as a kid; the album included “Convoy”. Unfortunately, I didn’t have “Wolf Creek Pass”, which would have warned me about driving that road in winter. Scariest thing I’ve ever done.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looks-like-we-got-us-a-convoy/745695/27 "2016-02-17T04:04:06Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> I had “Black Bear Road” on vinyl as a kid; the album included “Convoy”. Unfortunately, I didn’t have “Wolf Creek Pass”, which would have warned me about driving that road in winter. Scariest thing I’ve ever done.

I can beat that; I had the album on 8-track.

> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Omaha?!

Well, they’ll know what to do with them hogs out there.

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