# Loonatics Unleashed, or, "What's Up, Suck?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 17, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105 "2005-09-17T14:25:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/21 "2005-09-18T20:47:29Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> Leave room for me- now I have this mental image of the Powerpuff Girls eating Terri Schiavo.

Did they use ketchup?

Is this a recipie thread?

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/22 "2005-09-18T21:47:39Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Is this a recipie thread?

No, although I believe Mojo Jojo will be contributing a recipe for “Roast Powerpuff-Sciavo Fricasee, Being A Roasted Fricaseed Dish Consisting of Three Superpowered Girls and a Woman In A Persistant Vegetative State” for the latest edition of _The Supervillains Cookbook_. I myself am partial to the Broiled Superman Under Kryptonyte-Glass. I wonder if there will be any recipes for the Loonatics in there…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/23 "2005-09-18T21:49:11Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> I wonder if there will be any recipes for the Loonatics in there…

Yes - Suck-otash.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/24 "2005-09-18T21:50:15Z")

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I would eat the Powerpuff Girls.

If it were valid.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/25 "2005-09-18T22:02:59Z")

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“Terri, if you want to watch the Powerpuff Girls, say ‘I want to watch the Powerpuff Girls.’”

“AAaAAAAAH!”

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/26 "2005-09-18T22:15:29Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> “Terri, if you want to watch the Powerpuff Girls, say ‘I want to watch the Powerpuff Girls.’”
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> “AAaAAAAAH!”

Man, Hell is going to be crowded this month.

I hope they validate parking.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/27 "2005-09-18T22:20:38Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> now I have this mental image of the Powerpuff Girls eating Terri Schiavo.

\<batman\> How was she prepared? \</batman\>

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/28 "2005-09-18T22:20:49Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Yes - Suck-otash.

No.  
_Sufferin’_ Suck-o-tash!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/29 "2005-09-18T22:23:27Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> No.  
> _Sufferin’_ Suck-o-tash!  
> 😃

:smack:

How did I miss that!

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/30 "2005-09-18T22:28:09Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> Let’s just say that a Looney Tunes world where the Road Runner speaks and gets along with the Coyote is not a world I want to be a part of. Here’s hoping for a short run.

I do not believe I’ve ever even dreamed of such utter blasphemy. BURN THEM! SEND THEM TO HELL!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loonatics-unleashed-or-whats-up-suck/322105/31 "2005-09-19T03:50:40Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> For heaven’s sake, **Ranchoth**! They were vegetabl;es!

Yeah. Walking, talking, sentient vegetables who were _begging for their lives._ Hell, in at least one shot, you could see one staring at the camera with his one remaining eye and _half his head gnawed away_.

It’s plain specism, sez I.We all saw it start with the cartoon robots, and now we see it spread—and I can tell you right now, it’s all going to end in flame and pogrom. All in the name of protecting the sanctity of _animalian_ life.

The horror…the horror…

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