# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/182 "2015-02-15T16:19:57Z")
There once was a man from The Dope Who said, "It’s so hard to hope For “truth” in a thread ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/183 "2015-02-15T17:23:46Z")
There once was a man from The Dope Who said, "It’s so hard to hope For “truth” in a thread When all’s done and said ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/184 "2015-02-15T17:41:59Z")
There once was a man from The Dope Who said, "It’s so hard to hope For “truth” in a thread When all’s done and said Then someone pops in with a mope. \*\* By nature, I’m a rule-breaker\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/185 "2015-02-15T18:01:35Z")
By nature, I’m a rule-breaker, A rebel and a risk-taker, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/186 "2015-02-15T18:10:37Z")
By nature, I’m a rule-breaker; A rascal, a rogue and risk taker ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/187 "2015-02-15T18:14:19Z")
By nature, I’m a rule-breaker, A rebel and a risk-taker, But I’m sly as a fox ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/188 "2015-02-15T18:25:27Z")
By nature, I’m a rule-breaker, A rebel and a risk-taker, But I’m sly as a fox Even locked in a box ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/189 "2015-02-15T19:45:28Z")
By nature, I’m a rule-breaker, A rebel and a risk-taker, But I’m sly as a fox Even locked in a box I’m a really exceptional Shaker. There was an old man from Cape Cod ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/190 "2015-02-15T19:53:48Z")
There was an old man from Cape Cod A nice guy but really quite odd ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/191 "2015-02-15T20:32:07Z")
There was an old man from Cape Cod, A nice guy but really quite odd. He’d sit in the frost ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/192 "2015-02-15T23:20:22Z")
There was an old man from Cape Cod, A nice guy but really quite odd. He’d sit in the frost And get rather sauced ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/193 "2015-02-15T23:56:12Z")
There was an old man from Cape Cod, A nice guy but really quite odd. He’d sit in the frost And get rather sauced Then drink Tabasco until he was thawed **A psychotic woman named Nellie** ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/194 "2015-02-16T00:20:11Z")
A psychotic woman named Nellie Had a clown tattooed on her belly. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/195 "2015-02-16T02:26:08Z")
A psychotic woman named Nellie Had a clown tattooed on her belly. Which whispered in her ear ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/196 "2015-02-16T03:04:35Z")
A psychotic woman named Nellie Had a clown tattooed on her belly. Which whispered in her ear ‘I’ve lost my sense and timing’, I fear. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/197 "2015-02-16T11:48:34Z")
A psychotic woman named Nellie Had a clown tattooed on her belly Which whispered in her ear ‘I’ve lost my sense and timing’, I fear ‘Which is why I now work in a deli’ **I once dated a girl from the West** ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/198 "2015-02-16T12:17:10Z")
I once dated a girl from the West Who wore a most memorable vest ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/199 "2015-02-16T13:34:33Z")
I once dated a girl from the West Who wore a most memorable vest It was made from the hide ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/200 "2015-02-16T14:01:13Z")
I once dated a girl from the West Who wore a most memorable vest It was made from the hide Of a mime that had died ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/201 "2015-02-16T15:05:55Z")
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