# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1988 "2015-08-26T15:00:46Z")
The Fat Abbott did loudly declare, "My flock, you’d do well to prepare! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1989 "2015-08-26T16:26:46Z")
The Fat Abbott did loudly declare, "My flock, you’d do well to prepare! Our hour’s not known ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1990 "2015-08-26T18:35:01Z")
The Fat Abbott did loudly declare, "My flock, you’d do well to prepare! Our hour’s not known And Revelation has shown ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1991 "2015-08-26T18:59:58Z")
The Fat Abbott did loudly declare, "My flock, you’d do well to prepare! Our hour’s not known And Revelation has shown You don’t want to be caught unaware. My phone has a randomized ring ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1992 "2015-08-26T19:30:00Z")
My phone has a randomized ring Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1993 "2015-08-26T19:38:42Z")
My phone has a randomized ring Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding But the one I like most ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1994 "2015-08-26T21:19:08Z")
My phone has a randomized ring, Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding. But the one I like most, Though it sounds grandiose, ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1995 "2015-08-26T21:30:22Z")
My phone has a randomized ring, Sometimes sounding like a doorbell’s ding. But the one I like most, Though it sounds grandiose, Plays the speeches of Deng Xiaoping. * * * I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1996 "2015-08-26T21:34:24Z")
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**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1997 "2015-08-26T21:53:19Z")
I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo, You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1998 "2015-08-26T22:13:02Z")
I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo, You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo. All that ex- eucalyptus ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1999 "2015-08-26T22:42:38Z")
I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo, You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo. All that ex- eucalyptus The Aussie-guy shipped us, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2000 "2015-08-26T22:48:03Z")
I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo, You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo. All that ex- eucalyptus The Aussie-guy shipped us, Is a knee-deep morass of ecru. I had enchiladas for dinner ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2001 "2015-08-26T22:59:28Z")
Heh…if you’re looking for me, I’ll be the guy over here confusing pandas with koalas. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2002 "2015-08-26T23:47:19Z")
I had enchiladas for dinner, Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2003 "2015-08-26T23:51:02Z")
I had enchiladas for dinner, Cause I’ve heard eating beans makes you thinner But it’s hard to feel sassy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2004 "2015-08-26T23:52:47Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Heh…if you’re looking for me, I’ll be the guy over here confusing pandas with koalas. Carry on. Um. All that ex-Schizostachyum Processed through their tum-tum? Would that work? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2005 "2015-08-26T23:57:33Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Um. > > All that ex-Schizostachyum > Processed through their tum-tum? > > Would that work? All that ex-Schizostachyum Passed through their duodenum ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2006 "2015-08-27T00:18:04Z")
\*\*\*Heh…if you’re looking for me, I’ll be the guy over here confusing pandas with koalas. Carry on. \*\*\* _Of course I was too polite to mention it, but was about to finish off with -_ I was cleaning out a cage at the zoo, You’d think they’d know that I hate panda poo. All that ex- eucalyptus The Aussie-guy shipped us, Is nothing like Chinese bamboo. \*Cheers \* ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2007 "2015-08-27T02:49:06Z")
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