# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2088 "2015-09-10T16:30:42Z")
An astronaut, circling Callisto, Confused a brassiere with a bistro. She shouldn’t be blamed Even though she proclaimed “I’ve got a hot date with Mephisto!” An actress tripped while walking on stage ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2089 "2015-09-10T17:11:14Z")
An actress tripped while walking on stage Saying " I think I am showing my age!", ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2090 "2015-09-10T21:21:14Z")
An actress tripped while walking on stage Saying, " I think I am showing my age! I was told, ‘break a leg’ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2091 "2015-09-11T14:45:06Z")
An actress tripped while walking on stage Saying, " I think I am showing my age! I was told, ‘break a leg’ But I drank from the keg ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2092 "2015-09-12T07:29:13Z")
An actress tripped while walking on stage, Saying, “I think I am showing my age! I was told, ‘break a leg’ But I drank from the keg, And I’m talkin’ jes like Satchel Paige”. * * * When Donald was once in Ann Arbor, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2093 "2015-09-12T14:07:49Z")
When Donald was once in Ann Arbor, He went to an unlicensed barber. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2094 "2015-09-12T22:16:23Z")
When Donald was once in Ann Arbor, He went to an unlicensed barber. He said, “Just a trim” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2095 "2015-09-13T00:12:36Z")
When Donald was once in Ann Arbor, He went to an unlicensed barber. He said, “Just a trim” But he cut with grin, ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2096 "2015-09-13T00:27:24Z")
When Donald was once in Ann Arbor, He went to an unlicensed barber. He said, “Just a trim” But the barber did grin, And shaved him from larboard to starboard. * * * To be or not to be? That’s the query ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2097 "2015-09-13T00:43:15Z")
To be or not to be? That’s the query. Not the exact words, I know, but pretty Shakespeare-y. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2098 "2015-09-13T02:02:35Z")
To be or not to be? That’s the query. Not the exact words, I know, but pretty Shakespeare-y. And he said, ‘Brevity’ ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2099 "2015-09-13T02:12:29Z")
To be or not to be? That’s the query. Not the exact words, I know, but pretty Shakespeare-y. And he said, ‘Brevity Is the essence of levity’ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2100 "2015-09-13T02:17:22Z")
To be or not to be? That’s the query. Not the exact words, I know, but pretty Shakespeare-y. And he said, ‘Brevity Is the essence of levity’ And the long-winded are so often dreary. * * * An elderly priest, Father Kelly, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2101 "2015-09-13T04:53:03Z")
An elderly priest, Father Kelly Took a walk to the new kosher deli ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2102 "2015-09-13T05:22:32Z")
An elderly priest, Father Kelly, Took a walk to the new kosher deli. He’d not had salami, ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_Schindler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Alex\_Schindler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_Schindler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2103 "2015-09-13T06:09:12Z")
A tongue or pastrami, ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_Schindler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Alex\_Schindler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_Schindler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2104 "2015-09-13T06:10:13Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > An elderly priest, Father Kelly, > Took a walk to the new kosher deli. > He’d not had salami, Or tongue or pastrami, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2105 "2015-09-13T08:20:19Z")
An elderly priest, Father Kelly, Took a walk to the new kosher deli. He’d not had salami, Or tongue or pastrami “Because cured meats will make my farts smelly.” One night while drinking some whiskey ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2106 "2015-09-13T20:50:56Z")
One night while drinking some whiskey, Old Aggie turned suddenly frisky. ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2107 "2015-09-13T21:55:31Z")
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