# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2108 "2015-09-13T22:24:10Z")
One night while drinking some whiskey, Old Aggie turned suddenly frisky. So she stumbled on over To a Spanish sea rover, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2109 "2015-09-14T13:59:27Z")
One night while drinking some whiskey, Old Aggie turned suddenly frisky. So she stumbled on over To a Spanish sea rover, And what they did then was rather risky. * * * Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2110 "2015-09-14T15:32:04Z")
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay? I need to have this question answered brisk-lay ---
**Author:** ![chuangt2u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@chuangt2u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chuangt2u)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2111 "2015-09-14T16:43:44Z")
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay? I need to have this question answered brisk-lay “Use your own Google-Fu” said that lump called chuangt2u ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2112 "2015-09-14T20:44:33Z")
Is risqué pronounced risk-key or risk-kay? I need to have this question answered brisk-lay “Use your own Google-Fu,” Said that lump called chuangt2u, “But don’t ever Ask Jeeves, because it’s-gay”. * * * A long time ago I learned Latin, ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2113 "2015-09-14T21:01:19Z")
A long time ago I learned Latin Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2114 "2015-09-14T21:23:06Z")
A long time ago I learned Latin Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton, “Non pro patria mori”, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2115 "2015-09-14T22:11:18Z")
A long time ago I learned Latin Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton, “Non pro patria mori”, Though his syntax was hoary ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2116 "2015-09-14T23:44:41Z")
A long time ago I learned Latin Who taught me? 'Twas General Patton, “Non pro patria mori”, Though his syntax was hoary Sweetly proper was his Manhattan * * * In a compound one day in Abbottabad, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2117 "2015-09-14T23:48:12Z")
In a compound one day in Abbottabad He said a phrase that made Costello mad ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2118 "2015-09-15T14:24:15Z")
In a compound one day in Abbottabad He said a phrase that made Costello mad So Bud punched out Lou ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2119 "2015-09-15T14:38:49Z")
In a compound one day in Abbottabad He said a phrase that made Costello mad So Bud punched out Lou, And said “Screw you, Who?!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2120 "2015-09-15T15:01:31Z")
In a compound one day in Abbottabad He said a phrase that made Costello mad So Bud punched out Lou, And said “Screw you, Who?!” Screws your mom? Certainly not your dad! * * * As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2121 "2015-09-15T16:09:00Z")
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2122 "2015-09-15T16:11:30Z")
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper? "Like Schrödinger’s cat, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2123 "2015-09-15T17:27:50Z")
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper? "Like Schrödinger’s cat, I may or may not have shat ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2124 "2015-09-16T20:34:09Z")
As Raj said to Sheldon Cooper Why do you knock when I’m on the pooper? “Like Schrödinger’s cat, I may or may not have shat. Either way, I’m feeling quite super!” I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2125 "2015-09-18T06:25:40Z")
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2126 "2015-09-18T13:51:32Z")
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”. He yelled “That’s no fly!” ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2127 "2015-09-18T14:53:45Z")
I said “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! It’s glowing brightly there, deep in the goop”. He yelled “That’s no fly!” “It’s just a cat’s eye.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=107)