# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2148 "2015-09-25T20:57:05Z")
A pert lady who was pushing a stroller, Met a guy she thought was bipolar. It’s all ups and downs, And the delirious sounds ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2149 "2015-09-25T21:52:55Z")
A pert lady who was pushing a stroller, Met a guy she thought was bipolar. It’s all ups and downs, And the delirious sounds Made her think he’s a real holy roller. Did a man really land on the moon, ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2150 "2015-09-26T23:23:02Z")
Did a man really land on the moon? Was Roswell a weather balloon? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2151 "2015-09-27T00:13:55Z")
Did a man really land on the moon? Was Roswell a weather balloon? If Disney’s on ice, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2152 "2015-09-27T02:07:07Z")
Did a man really land on the moon? Was Roswell a weather balloon? If Disney’s on ice, Or Oswald missed twice ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2153 "2015-09-27T17:03:52Z")
Did a man really land on the moon? Was Roswell a weather balloon? If Disney’s on ice, Or Oswald missed twice, Do we live in a hijacked cartoon? A painter went white-water rafting ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2154 "2015-09-27T19:00:08Z")
A painter went white-water rafting Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2155 "2015-09-27T20:57:45Z")
_Did a man really land on the moon? Was Roswell a weather balloon? If Disney’s on ice, Or Oswald missed twice, Do we live in a hijacked cartoon?_ _ **Well done, all!** _ A painter went white-water rafting Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing. Then his dinghy went down, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2156 "2015-09-28T01:20:40Z")
A painter went white-water rafting Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing. Then his dinghy went down, He feared he would drown ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2157 "2015-09-28T04:55:14Z")
A painter went white-water rafting Thinking of the Clintons and their craft thing. Then his dinghy went down, He feared he would drown, For the painter was hopeless at drafting. A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2158 "2015-09-28T11:52:57Z")
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, Contemplated the size of his cock ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2159 "2015-09-28T14:07:37Z")
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, Contemplated the size of his cock I thinking of chicken, you perv ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2160 "2015-09-28T14:36:25Z")
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, Contemplated the size of his cock I thinking of chicken, you perv And how many it will serve ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2161 "2015-09-28T14:40:21Z")
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, Contemplated the size of his cock I thinking of chicken, you perv And how many it will serve With vegetables in a pot crock. * * * Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2162 "2015-09-28T14:41:06Z")
A Zen Buddhist who sat on a rock, Contemplated the size of his cock I thinking of chicken, you perv And how many it will serve If you rub it, it feeds the whole block! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2163 "2015-09-28T14:47:07Z")
While watching the lunar eclipse, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2164 "2015-09-28T17:03:14Z")
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit. Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2165 "2015-09-28T17:59:00Z")
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit. Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?” “The Lost Boys were erotic,” ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2166 "2015-09-29T02:41:20Z")
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit. Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?” "The Lost Boys were erotic, with proclivities exotic ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2167 "2015-09-29T04:02:02Z")
Last night Peter Pan paid me a visit. Asking “Wonderland, do you miss it?” “The Lost Boys were erotic, with proclivities exotic And Captain Hook’s lace is EXquisite!” At the library I picked up a book [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=109)