# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2168 "2015-09-29T06:07:55Z")
At the library I picked up a book, And something old fell out when I shook. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2169 "2015-09-29T14:05:16Z")
At the library I picked up a book, And something old fell out when I shook. An envelope fill of porn pics. ---
**Author:** ![Mart44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mart44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mart44)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2170 "2015-09-29T14:19:51Z")
At the library I picked up a book, And something old fell out when I shook. An envelope fill of porn pics. Showing clever gymnastic tricks ---
**Author:** ![Rob\_da\_Reese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rob\_da\_Reese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rob_da_Reese)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2171 "2015-09-29T15:29:31Z")
At the library I picked up a book, And something old fell out when I shook. An envelope fill of porn pics. Showing clever gymnastic tricks, Lo and behold, there was our old family cook! ---
**Author:** ![Rob\_da\_Reese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rob\_da\_Reese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rob_da_Reese)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2172 "2015-09-29T15:32:23Z")
A lady sat next to me in a bar ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2173 "2015-09-29T15:37:05Z")
A lady sat next to me in a bar, And said “What an interesting scar!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2174 "2015-09-29T18:17:46Z")
A lady sat next to me in a bar, And said “What an interesting scar!” I got it from a clown. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2175 "2015-09-29T18:20:59Z")
A lady sat next to me in a bar, And said “What an interesting scar!” I got it from a clown. With a painted-on frown ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2176 "2015-09-29T18:26:07Z")
## A lady sat next to me in a bar, And said “What an interesting scar!” I got it from a clown. With a painted-on frown And his eye had one big black [star](https://www.google.com/search?q=Paul+Stanley&biw=1333&bih=628&tbm=isch&imgil=chbBph4-vZoRFM%253A%253BRJnfNktIB43WaM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.fanpop.com%25252Fclubs%25252Fpaul-stanley%25252Fimages%25252F30677275%25252Ftitle%25252Fpaul-photo&source=iu&pf=m&fir=chbBph4-vZoRFM%253A%252CRJnfNktIB43WaM%252C_&dpr=1&usg= __B2oLnlYCxkPPJSCQnhbL8zI_HIk%3D&ved=0CJYBEMo3ahUKEwjnp5TW7pzIAhXHHR4KHVY2BTI&ei=PNcKVueZN8e7eNbslJAD#imgrc=chbBph4-vZoRFM%3A&usg=__ B2oLnlYCxkPPJSCQnhbL8zI_HIk%3D) At a performance of Avenue Q ---
**Author:** ![Mart44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mart44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mart44)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2177 "2015-09-29T19:15:20Z")
At a performance of Avenue Q I was watching a puppet or two ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2178 "2015-09-29T19:32:14Z")
At a performance of Avenue Q I was watching a puppet or two When a couple of teens ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2179 "2015-09-29T19:49:27Z")
At a performance of Avenue Q, I was watching a puppet or two. When a couple of teens Tore off my jeans, ---
**Author:** ![Mart44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mart44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mart44)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2180 "2015-09-29T20:30:02Z")
At a performance of Avenue Q, I was watching a puppet or two. When a couple of teens Tore off my jeans, And began to admire the view. There was a young man from New York ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2181 "2015-09-29T20:32:44Z")
There was a young man from New York Who ate his French fries with a fork. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2182 "2015-09-29T20:34:26Z")
There was a young man from New York Who ate his French fries with a fork. All went just fine, ---
**Author:** ![Mart44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mart44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mart44)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2183 "2015-09-29T21:25:22Z")
There was a young man from New York Who ate his French fries with a fork. All went just fine, 'twas a clean way to dine ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2184 "2015-09-29T22:37:09Z")
There was a young man from New York Who ate his French fries with a fork. All went just fine, 'twas a clean way to dine, 'til he tried to drink soup with a spork. * * * The head of the Illuminati ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2185 "2015-09-29T23:05:39Z")
The head of the Illuminati Had a peep hole installed in the potty ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2186 "2015-09-29T23:10:42Z")
The head of the Illuminati Had a peep hole installed in the potty And this all-seeing eye, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2187 "2015-09-29T23:50:17Z")
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