# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/202 "2015-02-16T17:43:29Z")
As Superman sped through the sky He forgot that he had unzipped his fly ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/203 "2015-02-16T18:37:21Z")
As Superman sped through the sky, He forgot that he had unzipped his fly. Although it’s quite warm weather, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/204 "2015-02-16T19:58:21Z")
As Superman sped through the sky, He forgot that he had unzipped his fly. Although it’s quite warm weather, And I’m light as a feather _(Just as a bit of a guide, so we’re actually writing Limericks, in limerick form:_ \*\*\*The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables (‘beats’) while rhyming and follow the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines customarily have only five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm. \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/205 "2015-02-17T18:22:12Z")
As Superman sped through the sky, He forgot that he had unzipped his fly: “Although it’s quite warm weather, And I’m light as a feather, My cock’s there for any to spy.” A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/206 "2015-02-17T19:05:54Z")
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/207 "2015-02-17T19:51:37Z")
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs. He guzzled it down ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/208 "2015-02-17T21:38:31Z")
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs. He guzzled it down Then said with a frown, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/209 "2015-02-17T21:52:27Z")
A wascawwy wabbit named Bugs Traded carrots for moonshine in jugs. He guzzled it down Then said with a frown, “I’d rather have taken some drugs.” I went to the White House last night, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/210 "2015-02-17T23:01:55Z")
I went to the White House last night, To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/211 "2015-02-18T01:34:00Z")
I went to the White House last night, To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight. The General’s plums ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/212 "2015-02-18T01:44:04Z")
I went to the White House last night, To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight. The General’s plums Got lodged 'tween my gums ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/213 "2015-02-18T02:07:52Z")
I went to the White House last night, To dine with ol’ Mamie and Dwight. The General’s plums Got lodged 'tween my gums But his flag pole was always full height. A virgin was walking one day ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/214 "2015-02-18T02:12:32Z")
A virgin was walking one day In a demure virginal way ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/215 "2015-02-18T02:56:15Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > A virgin was walking one day > In a demure virginal way In North Carolina ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/216 "2015-02-18T02:59:56Z")
A virgin was walking one day In a demure virginal way. In North Carolina She stopped at a diner ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/217 "2015-02-18T03:09:00Z")
A virgin was walking one day In a demure virginal way. In North Carolina She stopped at a diner and lost it for shrimp etouffee ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/218 "2015-02-18T03:10:00Z")
Oops - next line In north western south San Jose ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/219 "2015-02-18T03:13:01Z")
In north western south San Jose Which is quite a mouthful to say. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/220 "2015-02-18T11:33:49Z")
In north western south San Jose Which is quite a mouthful to say I choked on a green bean ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/221 "2015-02-18T12:00:50Z")
In north western south San Jose Which is quite a mouthful to say I choked on a green bean But thank God, a teen queen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=12)