# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2188 "2015-09-30T00:10:59Z")
The head of the Illuminati Had a peep hole installed in the potty And this all-seeing eye, Was positioned to spy While JFK and the Pope did the naughty. While watching the lunar eclipse ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2189 "2015-09-30T00:19:32Z")
While watching the lunar eclipse, A dark stranger undid my zips. ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2190 "2015-09-30T03:54:50Z")
While watching the lunar eclipse, A dark stranger undid my zips. I gave him a kiss, ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2191 "2015-09-30T09:38:12Z")
While watching the lunar eclipse, A dark stranger undid my zips. I gave him a kiss, But his cheek I missed, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2192 "2015-09-30T14:56:35Z")
While watching the lunar eclipse, A dark stranger undid my zips. I gave him a kiss, But his cheek I missed, and planted it square on his ellipses. Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2193 "2015-09-30T23:48:09Z")
_ **and planted it square on his ellipses.** _ _Explain…_ ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2194 "2015-10-01T01:10:57Z")
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark, Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2195 "2015-10-01T05:16:02Z")
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark, Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark. It had lots of charm ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2196 "2015-10-01T08:35:11Z")
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark, Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark. It had lots of charm But smelled like a farm ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2197 "2015-10-01T13:17:02Z")
Tonight I sat in a tub full of quark, Playing with a model of Noah’s Ark. It had lots of charm But smelled like a farm And gave me something to fark! * * * I was all set to send my first Twitter ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2198 "2015-10-01T16:05:52Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > _ **and planted it square on his ellipses.** _ > > _Explain…_ … These are ellipses. From Wikipedia (the source of all knowledge) “Depending on their context and placement in a sentence, ellipses can also indicate an unfinished thought, a leading statement, a slight pause, a mysterious, echoing voice, or a nervous or awkward silence.” Also,a play on lips. In Play: I was all set to send my first Twitter, but being a nocturnal emitter, ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2199 "2015-10-01T18:22:30Z")
I was all set to send my first Twitter, but being a nocturnal emitter, I waited til’ dusk ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2200 "2015-10-01T19:17:04Z")
I was all set to send my first Twitter, but being a nocturnal emitter, I waited til’ dusk. My hashtag was #brusque ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2201 "2015-10-01T19:27:06Z")
I was all set to send my first Twitter, but being a nocturnal emitter, I waited til’ dusk. My hashtag was #brusque Then my wife said, “Hey, get off the shitter!” My social skills aren’t very good, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2202 "2015-10-01T19:58:21Z")
My social skills aren’t very good, But my cursing is misunderstood. ---
**Author:** ![chuangt2u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@chuangt2u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chuangt2u)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2203 "2015-10-02T05:48:13Z")
My social skills aren’t very good, But my cursing is misunderstood. It’s not quite Tourette’s ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2204 "2015-10-02T21:51:26Z")
My social skills aren’t very good, But my cursing is misunderstood. It’s not quite Tourette’s And yet, nonetheless ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2205 "2015-10-02T22:16:20Z")
My social skills aren’t very good, But my cursing is misunderstood. It’s not quite Tourette’s And yet, nonetheless I’m the only f-f-fuggin rapper in the 'hood. * * * Do not mess with my right to bear arms, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2206 "2015-10-03T14:33:28Z")
Do not mess with my right to bear arms, Or I will set off many alarms. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2207 "2015-10-04T01:05:25Z")
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