# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2208 "2015-10-04T17:20:33Z")
Do not mess with my right to bear arms, Or I will set off many alarms. I’ve got ammo galore I’m an attention whore ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2209 "2015-10-06T01:13:42Z")
Do not mess with my right to bear arms, Or I will set off many alarms. I’ve got ammo galore. I’m an attention whore, Terrifying the broad side of barns. An accountant petitioned a muse ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2210 "2015-10-06T01:23:10Z")
MOST excellent finale An accountant petitioned a muse "Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2211 "2015-10-06T03:18:27Z")
An accountant petitioned a muse, "Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse? To fiddle the books, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2212 "2015-10-06T13:32:20Z")
An accountant petitioned a muse, "Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse? To fiddle the books, By hooks or by crooks? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2213 "2015-10-06T14:43:34Z")
An accountant petitioned a muse, “Pray, what’s the most efficient ruse? To fiddle the books, By hooks or by crooks?” She replied, “You like prison tattoos?” My pumpkin is baudy and lewd ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2214 "2015-10-06T14:44:54Z")
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd After Halloween, it will be stewed. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2215 "2015-10-06T15:09:17Z")
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd After Halloween, it will be stewed. But 'til then it’s obscene, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2216 "2015-10-06T15:31:37Z")
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd After Halloween, it will be stewed. But ‘til then it’s obscene, Y’ know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2217 "2015-10-06T18:31:23Z")
My pumpkin is baudy and lewd After Halloween, it will be stewed. But ‘til then it’s obscene, Y’ know what I mean? I mean it’s totally rude! One day I was eating some soup. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2218 "2015-10-06T19:15:20Z")
One day I was eating some soup. Some Mormons approached in a group. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2219 "2015-10-06T19:55:58Z")
One day I was eating some soup. Some Mormons approached in a group. They wanted to save me ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2220 "2015-10-06T19:59:20Z")
One day I was eating some soup. Some Mormons approached in a group. They wanted to save me With booklets they gave me ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2221 "2015-10-06T20:27:58Z")
One day I was eating some soup. Some Mormons approached in a group. They wanted to save me With booklets they gave me. I just waved as they stood on my stoop. A Soccer Mom, looking to park ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2222 "2015-10-06T22:10:04Z")
A Soccer Mom, looking to park Near the playing field heard a small bark ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2223 "2015-10-08T02:25:25Z")
A Soccer Mom, looking to park, Near the playing field heard a small bark. A kid cried, “A shih tzu” ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2224 "2015-10-08T04:24:18Z")
A Soccer Mom, looking to park, Near the playing field heard a small bark. A kid cried, “A shih tzu” It belonged to old Fritz, who ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2225 "2015-10-08T13:42:35Z")
A Soccer Mom, looking to park, Near the playing field heard a small bark. A kid cried, “A shih tzu” It belonged to old Fritz, who Let’s him sit on our laps for a lark. * * * I was reading Anne of Green Gables. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2226 "2015-10-08T13:47:32Z")
I was reading Anne of Green Gables, When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2227 "2015-10-08T14:56:24Z")
I was reading Anne of Green Gables, When I wondered, “Who cleans out the stables?” A handsome young groomer? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=112)