# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2248 "2015-10-13T21:19:28Z")
A young fossil hunter once found A specimen sure to astound. A 12 foot long bone, A femur, full-grown, _(Hint: A ‘quintuple-A’ quintain was possible, so I kept the faith)._ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2249 "2015-10-13T21:20:18Z")
A young fossil hunter once found A specimen sure to astound A 12 foot long bone. And two balls made of stone ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2250 "2015-10-14T19:58:18Z")
A young fossil hunter once found A specimen sure to astound. A 12 foot long bone, A femur, full-grown, A leg up from under the ground. Way back when I was just thirty, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2251 "2015-10-14T20:22:28Z")
Way back when I was just thirty, My mind had thoughts that were just dirty ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2252 "2015-10-15T01:14:18Z")
Way back when I was just thirty, My mind had thoughts that were just dirty. But now that I’m forty, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2253 "2015-10-15T01:31:32Z")
Way back when I was just thirty, My mind had thoughts that were just dirty. But now that I’m forty, Thoughts trend child-support-y ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2254 "2015-10-15T01:59:31Z")
Way back when I was just thirty, My mind had thoughts that were just dirty. But now that I’m forty, Thoughts trend child-support-y Whenever a lady gets flirty. * * * A dog with a sensitive nose ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2255 "2015-10-15T02:12:10Z")
A dog with a sensitive nose Was overcome by the stench from some clothes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2256 "2015-10-15T13:39:15Z")
A dog with a sensitive nose Was overcome by the stench from some clothes He sneezed and then puked ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2257 "2015-10-15T21:47:15Z")
A dog with a sensitive nose Was overcome by the stench from some clothes He sneezed and then puked And he harshly rebuked ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2258 "2015-10-15T22:09:28Z")
A dog with a sensitive nose Was overcome by the stench from some clothes He sneezed and then puked And he harshly rebuked But just what he howled, no one knows. A dentist had just pulled a molar ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2259 "2015-10-16T00:22:48Z")
A dentist had just pulled a molar In her ‘green’ office powered by solar ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2260 "2015-10-16T00:52:05Z")
## A dentist had just pulled a molar In her ‘green’ office powered by solar. But her patient opined I think this one hangs together well - - > [@WF\_Tomba](#): > > Way back when I was just thirty, > My mind had thoughts that were just dirty. > But now that I’m forty, > Thoughts trend child-support-y > Whenever a lady gets flirty. Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2261 "2015-10-16T01:32:15Z")
A dentist had just pulled a molar In her ‘green’ office powered by solar. But her patient opined, 'I think you will find ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2262 "2015-10-16T02:34:47Z")
A dentist had just pulled a molar, In her ‘green’ office powered by solar. But her patient opined, ‘I think you will find That you’ve left lipstick on my colar’. I dreamed of a night in white satin ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2263 "2015-10-16T03:05:16Z")
I dreamed of a night in white satin Interrupted by General Patton ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2264 "2015-10-16T04:10:50Z")
I dreamed of a night in white satin Interrupted by General Patton Shouting, “What? A bordello?” ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2265 "2015-10-16T06:10:44Z")
I dreamed of a night in white satin Interrupted by General Patton Shouting, “What? A bordello?” While Abbott and Costello ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2266 "2015-10-16T16:02:15Z")
I dreamed of a night in white satin Interrupted by General Patton Shouting, “What? A bordello?” While Abbott and Costello Did their routines onstage and in Latin Said a young lad as I happened to walk past ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2267 "2015-10-16T16:42:05Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I dreamed of a night in white satin > Interrupted by General Patton > Shouting, “What? A bordello?” > While Abbott and Costello > Did their routines onstage and in Latin Bravo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=112) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=114)