# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2288 "2015-10-21T16:12:16Z")
In a race with a tortoise and hare. The tortoise encountered a snare ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2289 "2015-10-21T22:14:12Z")
In a race with a tortoise and hare. The tortoise encountered a snare To escape the trap ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2290 "2015-10-21T22:41:05Z")
In a race with a tortoise and hare, The tortoise encountered a snare. To escape the trap He cocooned it in crap ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2291 "2015-10-21T23:58:43Z")
In a race with a tortoise and hare, The tortoise encountered a snare. To escape the trap He cocooned it in crap And stepped somewhat more lightly from there. A tennis ball is, to my dog ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2292 "2015-10-22T01:08:34Z")
A tennis ball is, to my dog, A joy that leaves her all agog ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2293 "2015-10-22T13:24:05Z")
A tennis ball is, to my dog, A joy that leaves her all agog She’ll chase it and bite it. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2294 "2015-10-22T14:57:20Z")
A tennis ball is, to my dog, A joy that leaves her all agog She’ll chase it and bite it. Fling it and fight it, ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2295 "2015-10-22T15:07:26Z")
A tennis ball is, to my dog, A joy that leaves her all agog She’ll chase it and bite it. Fling it and fight it, Then ask for a slobber mouthed snog. * * * Once on a trip to Des Moines, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2296 "2015-10-22T15:18:39Z")
Once on a trip to Des Moines, I saw on the ground a rare coin ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2297 "2015-10-22T16:11:04Z")
Once on a trip to Des Moines, I saw on the ground a rare coin I flipped it: Heads or tails? ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2298 "2015-10-22T18:32:04Z")
Once on a trip to Des Moines, I saw on the ground a rare coin I flipped it: Heads or tails? My luck never fails … ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2299 "2015-10-22T19:38:27Z")
Once on a trip to Des Moines, I saw on the ground a rare coin I flipped it: Heads or tails? My luck never fails … It’s one or the other, every toimes! * * * I know him but his name I’ve forgotten, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2300 "2015-10-22T20:23:08Z")
I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten. (My associative memory’s rotten.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2301 "2015-10-22T20:26:02Z")
I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten. (My associative memory’s rotten.) But to help my recall ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2302 "2015-10-22T20:38:07Z")
I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten. (My associative memory’s rotten.) But to help my recall I’ve affixed a decal, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2303 "2015-10-22T20:40:41Z")
I know him, but his name I’ve forgotten. (My associative memory’s rotten.) But to help my recall I’ve affixed a decal, And a string from my cock to a button. I forgot to wear pants to my job ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2304 "2015-10-22T22:32:36Z")
I forgot to wear pants to my job Such outcry was caused by my knob ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2305 "2015-10-23T13:26:49Z")
I forgot to wear pants to my job Such outcry was caused by my knob The screams were outlandish ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2306 "2015-10-23T21:34:41Z")
I forgot to wear pants to my job. Such outcry was caused by my knob. The screams were outlandish, But I could understand-ish ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2307 "2015-10-23T22:49:56Z")
I forgot to wear pants to my job. Such outcry was caused by my knob. The screams were outlandish, But I could understand-ish 'Cos the pock-marks made it look like SpongeBob. * * * Lenny Kravitz had trousers too tight, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=116)