# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 118
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2348 "2015-11-03T20:11:58Z")
Don’t you just hate Halloween? I can’t think of a day more obscene. Kids stomp on my lawn ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2349 "2015-11-03T20:37:17Z")
Don’t you just hate Halloween? I can’t think of a day more obscene. Kids stomp on my lawn, Though I would’ve sworn ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2350 "2015-11-03T22:31:41Z")
Don’t you just hate Halloween? I can’t think of a day more obscene. Kids stomp on my lawn, Though I would’ve sworn, the bear traps couldn’t be seen. The lonely old queen said once to me, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2351 "2015-11-03T23:34:50Z")
The lonely old queen said once to me, ‘The older I get, the odder I be’ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2352 "2015-11-04T14:26:02Z")
The lonely old queen said once to me, ‘The older I get, the odder I be’ I really miss Albert ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2353 "2015-11-04T19:12:12Z")
_Here was me thinking it wasn’t a ‘royal’ Queen …_ The lonely old queen said once to me, 'The older I get, the odder I be. I really miss Albert, He was once my pal, but ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2354 "2015-11-04T22:22:11Z")
The lonely old queen said once to me, ‘The older I get, the odder I be. I really miss Albert, He was once my pal, but That ring through his thing made me twee’. On the night of the fancy-dress ball, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2355 "2015-11-05T02:40:45Z")
On the night of the fancy-dress ball, I walked past half a horse in the hall ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2356 "2015-11-05T15:20:52Z")
On the night of the fancy-dress ball, I walked past half a horse in the hall Cinderella lost her slipper. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2357 "2015-11-06T20:10:25Z")
On the night of the fancy-dress ball, I walked past half a horse in the hall Cinderella lost her slipper. (The beats in the bar did trip her) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2358 "2015-11-06T20:22:46Z")
## On the night of the fancy-dress ball, I walked past half a horse in the hall Cinderella lost her slipper. (The beats in the bar did trip her) But it ended happily ever after after all. Oh, crap to another holiday season ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2359 "2015-11-06T20:31:14Z")
Oh, crap to another holiday season! Though some say it’s holiday treason ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2360 "2015-11-06T21:15:47Z")
Oh, crap to another holiday season! Though some say it’s holiday treason. To hell with holly ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2361 "2015-11-06T22:25:55Z")
Oh, crap to another holiday season! Though some say it’s holiday treason. To hell with holly And fuck being jolly ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2362 "2015-11-06T23:36:05Z")
Oh, crap to another holiday season! Though some say it’s holiday treason. To hell with holly And fuck being jolly 23 degree tilt, that is the reason * * * I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2363 "2015-11-07T02:00:34Z")
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump With an angel tattooed on her rump ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2364 "2015-11-07T20:07:46Z")
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump, With an angel tattooed on her rump. However, this tat ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2365 "2015-11-08T22:52:20Z")
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump, With an angel tattooed on her rump. However, this tat Had gone rather flat ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2366 "2015-11-09T00:03:28Z")
I had a date with a girl pleasingly plump, With an angel tattooed on her rump. However, this tat Had gone rather flat Since she’s started to do Body Pump. * * * My fitness routine has some quirks, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2367 "2015-11-09T00:46:13Z")
My fitness routine has some quirks, When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=117) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=119)