# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 119
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2368 "2015-11-09T01:40:48Z")
My fitness routine has some quirks, When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks. They hoot and guffaw ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2369 "2015-11-09T04:07:50Z")
My fitness routine has some quirks, When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks. They hoot and guffaw, And before I withdraw, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2370 "2015-11-09T14:51:59Z")
My fitness routine has some quirks, When I’m jogging I’m waylaid by jerks. They hoot and guffaw, And before I withdraw, I wonder if jogging works or has perks. * * * I was about to bite into my muffin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2371 "2015-11-09T15:44:48Z")
I was about to bite into my muffin. And found it contained a MacGuffin ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2372 "2015-11-09T17:28:26Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I was about to bite into my muffin. > And found it contained a MacGuffin I couldn’t add a line because Iwww was driving, but I was going to use “MacGuffin” too. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2373 "2015-11-09T21:51:41Z")
I was about to bite into my muffin, And found it contained a MacGuffin. Now, I like a bun ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2374 "2015-11-10T02:39:49Z")
I was about to bite into my muffin, And found it contained a MacGuffin. Now, I like a bun And raisins are fun ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2375 "2015-11-10T19:58:12Z")
I was about to bite into my muffin, And found it contained a MacGuffin. Now, I like a bun, And raisins are fun, But I won’t eat if they put other stuff in. * * * She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2376 "2015-11-11T16:00:04Z")
She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’, And spilled all the apples and pears. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2377 "2015-11-12T15:18:09Z")
She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’, And spilled all the apples and pears. I’ve broken my bun ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2378 "2015-11-13T01:13:05Z")
She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’, And spilled all the apples and pears. I’ve broken my bun And I have begun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2379 "2015-11-14T18:12:05Z")
## She cried out, ‘I’ve fallen downstairs’, And spilled all the apples and pears. I’ve broken my bun And I have begun To tear out all of my hairs. Here’s to the ladies who lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2380 "2015-11-14T18:17:08Z")
Here’s to the ladies who lunch In caftans, planning a brunch, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2381 "2015-11-16T20:02:56Z")
Here’s to the ladies who lunch In caftans, planning a brunch. The ones who like quiche ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2382 "2015-11-17T17:06:47Z")
Here’s to the ladies who lunch In caftans, planning a brunch. The ones who like quiche And will eat a peach ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2383 "2015-11-19T01:51:49Z")
Here’s to the ladies who lunch In caftans, planning a brunch. The ones who like quiche And will eat a peach Outnumber those wanting fruit punch. * * * An engineer with a slide rule ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2384 "2015-11-19T15:33:31Z")
An engineer with a slide rule Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2385 "2015-11-19T18:22:53Z")
An engineer with a slide rule Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel And his estimation ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2386 "2015-11-19T18:43:42Z")
An engineer with a slide rule Consumed nothing but jerky and gruel And his estimation For mad constipation ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2387 "2015-11-19T22:25:02Z")
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