# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2388 "2015-11-20T20:09:01Z")
For conversation she asked Siri: “Please explain relativity theory.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2389 "2015-11-21T19:15:04Z")
For conversation she asked Siri: “Please explain relativity theory.” E = mc squared ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2390 "2015-11-22T23:41:01Z")
For conversation she asked Siri: "Please explain relativity theory. E = mc squared Is simple, compared ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2391 "2015-11-23T00:06:02Z")
For conversation she asked Siri: “Please explain relativity theory. E = mc squared Is simple, compared To girls getting cuter when you’re beery”. ### The last thing she said 'fore she went, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2392 "2015-11-23T13:52:57Z")
The last thing she said 'fore she went, “I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2393 "2015-11-23T14:10:57Z")
The last thing she said 'fore she went, “I lost my job and can’t pay the rent.” The dog got sick and died. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2394 "2015-11-25T04:38:29Z")
The last thing she said 'fore she went, "I lost my job and can’t pay the rent. The dog got sick and died, And as hard as I’ve tried ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2395 "2015-11-25T15:08:42Z")
The last thing she said 'fore she went, “I lost my job and can’t pay the rent. The dog got sick and died, And as hard as I’ve tried I can’t make your penis get unbent!” * * * Tell me: Are you gay or straight? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2396 "2015-11-25T15:33:26Z")
Tell me: Are you gay or straight? Not that it matters but it’s late ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2397 "2015-11-26T01:16:00Z")
Tell me: Are you gay or straight? Not that it matters but it’s late, And so I must plan ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2398 "2015-11-26T20:51:14Z")
Tell me: Are you gay or straight? Not that it matters but it’s late. And so I must plan To play lady or man, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2399 "2015-11-30T15:02:39Z")
## Tell me: Are you gay or straight? Not that it matters but it’s late. And so I must plan To play lady or man, Which your answer will facilitate. Is it me or is it cold in here? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2400 "2015-11-30T15:17:36Z")
Is it me or is it cold in here? I’m suffering shivers that are severe. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2401 "2015-11-30T15:46:41Z")
Is it me or is it cold in here? I’m suffering shivers that are severe. My toes have turned blue ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2402 "2015-11-30T15:49:30Z")
Is it me or is it cold in here? I’m suffering shivers that are severe. My toes have turned blue Other appendages have too. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2403 "2015-12-01T05:32:31Z")
Is it me or is it cold in here? I’m suffering shivers that are severe. My toes have turned blue Other appendages have too. God damn those mutinous reindeer! A freak hailstorm demolished my roof ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2404 "2015-12-01T16:09:49Z")
A freak hailstorm demolished my roof After I made it water proof. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2405 "2015-12-01T17:42:40Z")
A freak hailstorm demolished my roof After I made it water proof. It sounds like deer on my house ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2406 "2015-12-02T20:54:36Z")
A freak hailstorm demolished my roof After I made it water proof. It sounds like deer on my house? This is SO Mickey Mouse ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2407 "2015-12-07T21:58:04Z")
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