# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2408 "2015-12-12T19:41:22Z")
Anapests are good feet for a line, And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2409 "2015-12-13T07:35:38Z")
Anapests are good feet for a line, And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime Analysts tell us why ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2410 "2015-12-13T10:36:12Z")
Anapests are good feet for a line, And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime Analysts tell us why Anacondas are shy ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2411 "2015-12-13T19:26:47Z")
Anapests are good feet for a line, And Anabaptists bathe their feet in lime. Analysts tell us why Anacondas are shy, And Annapurna’s a bastard to climb. * * * And talking of bastards I’ve known, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2412 "2015-12-14T20:53:14Z")
And talking of bastards I’ve known, There’s a guy with a big microphone ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2413 "2015-12-14T21:05:10Z")
And talking of bastards I’ve known, There’s a guy with a big microphone He yells out his bile ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2414 "2015-12-14T21:10:03Z")
And talking of bastards I’ve known, There’s a guy with a big microphone He yells out his bile Albeit with style, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2415 "2015-12-15T22:03:50Z")
And talking of bastards I’ve known, There’s a guy with a big microphone He yells out his bile, Albeit with style, But I’d rather he left us alone. * * * I believe that I’m losing my mind ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2416 "2015-12-17T01:38:56Z")
I believe that I’m losing my mind, And although I’m quite calm and refined. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2417 "2015-12-17T14:54:05Z")
I believe that I’m losing my mind, And although I’m quite calm and refined. The screams within my head ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2418 "2015-12-18T20:36:27Z")
believe that I’m losing my mind, And although I’m quite calm and refined. The screams within my head Make me wish that I were dead ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2419 "2015-12-18T21:54:48Z")
I believe that I’m losing my mind, And although I’m quite calm and refined. The screams within my head Make me wish that I were dead Or at the very least confined. * * * My computer exploded today ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2420 "2015-12-18T22:46:40Z")
My computer exploded today. It’s no wonder, the porn that I play. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2421 "2015-12-19T02:43:05Z")
My computer exploded today. It’s no wonder, the porn that I play. Because rule 34 ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2422 "2015-12-20T19:31:08Z")
My computer exploded today. It’s no wonder, the porn that I play. Because rule 34 Means there’s so much more ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2423 "2015-12-20T22:10:32Z")
My computer exploded today. It’s no wonder, the porn that I play. Because rule 34 Means there’s so much more Overheated bare skin to display. * * * Oh, the word has come down from on high ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2424 "2015-12-20T23:10:13Z")
Oh, the word has come down from on high Office parties for Christmas are nigh ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2425 "2015-12-21T15:03:46Z")
Oh, the word has come down from on high Office parties for Christmas are nigh Dress up in your best ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2426 "2015-12-21T17:57:26Z")
Oh, the word has come down from on high Office parties for Christmas are nigh Dress up in your best But give the mistletoe a rest ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2427 "2015-12-21T18:14:17Z")
Oh, the word has come down from on high Office parties for Christmas are nigh Dress up in your best But give the mistletoe a rest And don’t Xerox your ass or your thigh! Santa’s elves had a terrible year [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=122)