# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 122
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2428 "2015-12-21T19:22:25Z")
Santa’s elves had a terrible year More toys than ever, and no beer ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2429 "2015-12-22T15:02:38Z")
Santa’s elves had a terrible year More toys than ever, and no beer They’re going on strike ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2430 "2015-12-22T16:00:11Z")
Santa’s elves had a terrible year - More toys than ever, and no beer. They’re going on strike, So if you want a bike ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2431 "2015-12-23T17:03:50Z")
Santa’s elves had a terrible year - More toys than ever, and no beer. They’re going on strike, So if you want a bike Go to Target and stick one up your rear Santa’s not feeling so very jolly ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2432 "2015-12-23T23:48:33Z")
Santa’s not feeling so very jolly, 'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2433 "2015-12-24T00:57:29Z")
Santa’s not feeling so very jolly, 'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly. CSI couldn’t crack it ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2434 "2015-12-25T13:37:38Z")
Santa’s not feeling so very jolly, 'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly. CSI couldn’t crack it CDC couldn’t track it ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2435 "2015-12-25T20:16:44Z")
Santa’s not feeling so very jolly, 'Cos Rudolph’s been poisoned with holly. CSI couldn’t crack it, CDC couldn’t track it, But CRC stopped him squeaking, by golly! * * * On the other side of the Atlantic, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2436 "2015-12-26T14:44:39Z")
On the other side of the Atlantic, The shoppers are getting quite frantic ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2437 "2015-12-26T16:11:17Z")
On the other side of the Atlantic, The shoppers are getting quite frantic 'Cause stores over there ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2438 "2015-12-26T17:47:20Z")
On the other side of the Atlantic, The shoppers are getting quite frantic 'Cause stores over there The shelves are all bare ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2439 "2015-12-26T18:37:20Z")
On the other side of the Atlantic, The shoppers are getting quite frantic 'Cause stores over there The shelves are all bare It’s disaster equal to the Titanic! * * * Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2440 "2015-12-26T21:19:30Z")
_**Annie - I realise it breaks with protocol, but would you care to also supply the second line (because I, for one, have no idea on what you are thinking, and how to follow this beginning).**_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2441 "2015-12-26T22:04:32Z")
Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby? He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2442 "2015-12-28T16:18:57Z")
Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby? He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby But when he opens his mouth ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2443 "2015-12-31T02:50:57Z")
Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby? He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby. But when he opens his mouth Like a toad from the south, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2444 "2015-12-31T03:17:53Z")
Have you heard the latest on Bill Cosby? He thought he could sing like Bing Crosby. But when he opens his mouth Like a toad from the south, He violates contract clause B. My sister’s annoyed by my brother ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2445 "2015-12-31T14:27:35Z")
My sister’s annoyed by my brother Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2446 "2016-01-01T05:34:45Z")
My sister’s annoyed by my brother Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother. But Mom doesn’t mind ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2016, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2447 "2016-01-01T12:39:34Z")
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