# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2448 "2016-01-02T15:37:51Z")
## My sister’s annoyed by my brother Who keeps cracking jokes about our mother. But Mom doesn’t mind But not cause she’s kind But his insults are one after the other I hate that it’s now 2016. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2449 "2016-01-03T21:53:47Z")
I hate that it’s now 2016. Another damned year as the Queen! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2450 "2016-01-04T15:22:51Z")
I hate that it’s now 2016. Another damned year as the Queen! But no jet packs or cars ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2451 "2016-01-04T16:29:55Z")
I hate that it’s now 2016. Another damned year as the Queen! But no jet packs or cars Or spaceships to Mars ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2452 "2016-01-06T03:17:32Z")
I hate that it’s now 2016. Another damned year as the Queen! But no jet packs or cars Or spaceships to Mars - Though I’m glad we don’t eat soylent green. * * * In my tiny research submarine ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2453 "2016-01-06T18:37:20Z")
In my tiny research submarine My skin started glowing bright green ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2454 "2016-01-06T19:26:07Z")
In my tiny research submarine My skin started glowing bright green Twenty-thousand leagues later ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2455 "2016-01-06T23:45:16Z")
In my tiny research submarine, My skin started glowing bright green. Twenty-thousand leagues later, I met up with a 'gator ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2456 "2016-01-07T04:51:56Z")
In my tiny research submarine, My skin started glowing bright green. Twenty-thousand leagues later, I met up with a 'gator And what happened then was obscene. (I’m not feeling too creative. Free first line for anyone.) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2457 "2016-01-09T03:53:36Z")
## Well, it was a good ending line for that verse. Let’s see. When our cubicles were redesigned ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2458 "2016-01-09T15:23:18Z")
When our cubicles were redesigned They had to be realigned ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2459 "2016-01-09T15:34:01Z")
When our cubicles were redesigned They had to be realigned With the rising of Venus ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2460 "2016-01-09T15:45:13Z")
When our cubicles were redesigned They had to be realigned With the rising of Venus And Priapus’ penis ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2461 "2016-01-09T18:27:17Z")
## When our cubicles were redesigned They had to be realigned With the rising of Venus And Priapus’ penis. Some days I wish I were blind. I’m feeling so cold and so sad. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2462 "2016-01-11T21:22:19Z")
I’m feeling so cold and so sad. I should never have moved from Riyadh. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2463 "2016-01-12T01:33:41Z")
I’m feeling so cold and so sad. I should never have moved from Riyadh. But my temp job expired ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2464 "2016-01-13T08:05:34Z")
I’m feeling so cold and so sad. I should never have moved from Riyadh. But my temp job expired And my bomb-belt misfired ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2465 "2016-01-13T20:52:16Z")
I’m feeling so cold and so sad. I should never have moved from Riyadh. But my temp job expired And my bomb-belt misfired I think that my timing is flawed There once was a gal with a frog ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2466 "2016-01-13T21:20:49Z")
There once was a gal with a frog With a pecker as big as a log ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2467 "2016-01-19T00:50:05Z")
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