# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2468 "2016-01-23T04:45:48Z")
There once was a gal with a frog With a pecker as big as a log. She queried a freak show But it was a no-go ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2016, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2469 "2016-01-23T12:44:56Z")
There once was a gal with a frog With a pecker as big as a log. She queried a freak show But it was a no-go So she kept it at home just to flog The man who was driving the bus ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2470 "2016-01-24T20:07:13Z")
The man who was driving the bus Feared that he would be made superfluous ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2471 "2016-01-25T15:29:19Z")
The man who was driving the bus Feared that he would be made superfluous he took a new gig ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2472 "2016-01-25T19:23:08Z")
The man who was driving the bus Feared that he would be made superfluous he took a new gig where he’s roasting a pig ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2473 "2016-01-27T14:59:17Z")
The man who was driving the bus Feared that he would be made superfluous. He took a new gig Where he’s roasting a pig Because such jobs will always be numerous. * * * A limerick is most never zen ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2474 "2016-01-27T17:57:12Z")
A limerick is most never zen, But sometimes I have a curious yen, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2475 "2016-01-28T05:15:16Z")
A limerick is most never zen, But sometimes I have a curious yen, To combine the two forms ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2476 "2016-01-29T19:57:02Z")
A limerick is most never zen, But sometimes I have a curious yen, To combine the two forms And freak out the norms ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2477 "2016-01-30T15:00:33Z")
A limerick is most never zen, But sometimes I have a curious yen, To combine the two forms And freak out the norms By not using sword, but pen. * * * This is simply too much stupid snow ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2478 "2016-01-30T15:21:02Z")
This is simply too much stupid snow It’s driving me mad don’t you know ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2479 "2016-02-01T20:46:56Z")
This is simply too much stupid snow It’s driving me mad don’t you know I dream of the tropics ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2480 "2016-02-02T16:44:32Z")
This is simply too much stupid snow It’s driving me mad don’t you know I dream of the tropics And other hot topics ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2481 "2016-02-02T18:15:47Z")
This is simply too much stupid snow It’s driving me mad don’t you know I dream of the tropics And other hot topics, The cold winter wind simply blows. My Great Aunt had a curious trunk, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2482 "2016-02-03T05:49:33Z")
My Great Aunt had a curious trunk, That possessed a quite definite funk ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2483 "2016-02-03T06:34:27Z")
My Great Aunt had a curious trunk, That possessed a quite definite funk When she opened the lid, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2484 "2016-02-03T11:53:32Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2485 "2016-02-04T12:53:45Z")
My Great Aunt had a curious trunk, That possessed a quite definite funk When she opened the lid, There was Uncle Sid ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2486 "2016-02-04T17:47:12Z")
My Great Aunt had a curious trunk, That possessed a quite definite funk When she opened the lid, There was Uncle Sid, A dead aardvark and an elephant’s junk. I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2487 "2016-02-04T21:18:29Z")
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