# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2488 "2016-02-06T15:13:22Z")
I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue And it happens each time that I screw Viagra is needed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2489 "2016-02-06T15:30:02Z")
I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue And it happens each time that I screw Viagra is needed But warnings unheeded ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2490 "2016-02-09T19:56:53Z")
I’m alarmed 'cos my piss is bright blue And it happens each time that I screw Viagra is needed But warnings unheeded 4 hours later, azure urinary hues. Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2491 "2016-02-09T20:24:11Z")
Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs, Which would sometimes create a surprise ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2492 "2016-02-11T16:17:24Z")
Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs, Which would sometimes create a surprise When John showed his nuts ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2493 "2016-02-12T00:51:39Z")
Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs, Which would sometimes create a surprise. When John showed his nuts With bruises and cuts, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2494 "2016-02-13T21:23:42Z")
## Rose could crack walnuts with her thighs, Which would sometimes create a surprise. When John showed his nuts With bruises and cuts, It really scared off all the other guys. Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2495 "2016-02-15T16:19:05Z")
Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody I think because my jokes are too bawdy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2496 "2016-02-15T16:50:18Z")
Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody I think because my jokes are too bawdy A priest and a hooker ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2497 "2016-02-20T18:36:32Z")
Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody I think because my jokes are too bawdy A priest and a hooker Who was really a looker ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2498 "2016-02-22T19:37:12Z")
Another Valentine’s Day and I ain’t got nobody I think because my jokes are too bawdy A priest and a hooker Who was really a looker Gave new meaning to the phrase “hot toddy” Two men on a boat with some beer ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2499 "2016-02-24T10:18:04Z")
Two men on a boat with some beer Were set upon hunting some deer ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2500 "2016-02-25T04:59:28Z")
Two men on a boat with some beer Were set upon hunting some deer With a six- pack of Stag ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2501 "2016-02-26T17:22:20Z")
Two men on a boat with some beer Were set upon hunting some deer With a six- pack of Stag They found no buck to bag ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2502 "2016-02-26T19:39:14Z")
Two men on a boat with some beer Were set upon hunting some deer With a six- pack of Stag They found no buck to bag So they humped a fat doe in the rear. A spelunker exploring a cave ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2503 "2016-02-27T02:15:49Z")
A spelunker exploring a cave Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2504 "2016-03-05T18:30:15Z")
A spelunker exploring a cave Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave Where the air smelled of weed ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2505 "2016-03-06T04:34:02Z")
A spelunker exploring a cave Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave Where the air smelled of weed And a raver thought she’d ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2506 "2016-05-19T23:12:32Z")
A spelunker exploring a cave Inadvertently crashed a sweet rave Where the air smelled of weed And a raver thought she’d Take her Stalac tights off for a shave. ######## Could it be we have run out of rhymes? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2507 "2016-05-20T00:41:04Z")
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