# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2508 "2016-05-20T01:40:37Z")
Could it be we have run out of rhymes? Pray, one more for the sake of old times! For the ground, it is fertile ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2509 "2016-05-20T04:10:34Z")
Could it be we have run out of rhymes? Pray, one more for the sake of old times! For the ground, it is fertile For a pregnant sea turtle ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2510 "2016-05-21T03:34:31Z")
Could it be we have run out of rhymes? Pray, one more for the sake of old times! For the ground, it is fertile, For a pregnant sea turtle Has taught-us to explore paradigms. There was a bewitching young bride, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2511 "2016-05-21T05:44:20Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > Take her Stalac tights off for a shave. Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2512 "2016-05-21T18:06:46Z")
There was a bewitching young bride, On her broomstick she went for a ride. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2513 "2016-05-21T23:10:51Z")
There was a bewitching young bride, On her broomstick she went for a ride. But a sudden wind rush, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2514 "2016-05-22T13:33:45Z")
There was a bewitching young bride, On her broomstick she went for a ride. But a sudden wind rush, Up her skirt made her blush ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2515 "2016-05-23T13:11:08Z")
There was a bewitching young bride, On her broomstick she went for a ride. But a sudden wind rush, Up her skirt made her blush Showing parts she’d prefer to hide. * * * When Shakespeare was hitting the mead ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2516 "2016-05-23T15:00:41Z")
> [@](#): > > There was a bewitching young bride, > On her broomstick she went for a ride. > But a sudden wind rush, > Up her skirt made her blush > Showing parts she’d prefer to hide. Brilliant When Shakespeare was hitting the mead He shouted "There are but three things I need! ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2517 "2016-05-23T20:11:48Z")
When Shakespeare was hitting the mead He shouted "There are but three things I need! So, pass me a wench, ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2518 "2016-05-24T05:59:23Z")
When Shakespeare was hitting the mead He shouted "There are but three things I need! So, pass me a wench, Who’s holding a wrench ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2519 "2016-05-26T02:38:20Z")
When Shakespeare was hitting the mead He shouted “There are but three things I need! So, pass me a wench, Who’s holding a wrench. That’ll tighten my nuts, guaranteed!” ######### There was cab driver named Buster, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2520 "2016-05-26T13:19:32Z")
There was a cab driver named Buster He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2521 "2016-05-26T16:10:03Z")
There was a cab driver named Buster He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her” But while they drove down the street ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2522 "2016-05-26T16:20:05Z")
There was a cab driver named Buster He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her” But while they drove down the street She “put on the heat” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2523 "2016-05-27T15:20:06Z")
There was a cab driver named Buster He picked up a dame and thought “I trust her” But while they drove down the street She “put on the heat” He found no act of sex could disgust her. I once met a girl from Decatur ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2524 "2016-05-28T14:44:32Z")
I once met a girl from Decatur I thought it’d be easy to mate her. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2525 "2016-05-28T18:20:35Z")
I once met a girl from Decatur I thought it’d be easy to mate her. Though my manhood was surgin’ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2526 "2016-05-31T12:23:25Z")
I once met a girl from Decatur I thought it’d be easy to mate her. Though my manhood was surgin’ Our wants were divergin’ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2527 "2016-05-31T12:38:52Z")
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