# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2528 "2016-05-31T13:24:26Z")
While sorting through obscure Greek gods I notice they all had huge “rods.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2529 "2016-05-31T13:59:59Z")
While sorting through obscure Greek gods I notice they all had huge “rods.” It looks odd on Venus ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2530 "2016-05-31T14:01:39Z")
While sorting through obscure Greek gods I notice they all had huge “rods.” It looks odd on Venus An odd looking penis ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2531 "2016-06-01T01:03:07Z")
While sorting through obscure Greek gods I notice they all had huge “rods.” It looks odd on Venus An odd looking penis But she’s 'armless to all who she prods. ###### When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2532 "2016-06-01T01:21:48Z")
When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’ We found it quite unsanitary ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2533 "2016-06-01T13:31:12Z")
When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’ We found it quite unsanitary Full of garbage and trash ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2534 "2016-06-01T13:47:03Z")
When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’, We found it quite unsanitary - Full of garbage and trash. Does this look like a rash? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2535 "2016-06-01T13:50:34Z")
When we boarded the good ship ‘Canary’, We found it quite unsanitary - Full of garbage and trash. Does this look like a rash? Or a stain from a ripe boysenberry? * * * Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2536 "2016-06-02T03:42:56Z")
Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day! My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2537 "2016-06-02T14:47:35Z")
Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day! My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet But avoid cream filled ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2538 "2016-06-02T14:55:36Z")
Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day! My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet But avoid cream filled If the baker’s unskilled ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2539 "2016-06-03T19:18:09Z")
Friday, June 4th is Free Donut Day! My heart, it is dancing a joy ballet. But avoid cream filled If the baker’s unskilled, For food illnes can cause great dismay. * * * My resume needs to be dusted ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2540 "2016-06-04T14:54:18Z")
My resume needs to be dusted. And updated. Who can be trusted? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2541 "2016-06-04T20:50:21Z")
My resume needs to be dusted. And updated. Who can be trusted? My doc’trate’s from Trump, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2542 "2016-06-05T09:59:25Z")
My doc’trate’s from Trump Majored in apostrophes I get them wholesale. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2543 "2016-06-05T12:50:05Z")
Don’t know what FI’s doing, but… My resume needs to be dusted. And updated. Who can be trusted? My doc’trate’s from Trump, So I’m up a stump ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2544 "2016-06-05T13:01:51Z")
> [@Thin\_Ice](#): > > Don’t know what FI’s doing, but… Ha! I thought I was in the haiku thread. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2545 "2016-06-05T22:06:16Z")
My resume needs to be dusted. And updated. Who can be trusted? My doct’rate’s from Trump, So I’m up a stump I want to resume, but I’m flustered. ###### I really must stop popping pills, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2546 "2016-06-05T22:17:37Z")
I really must stop popping pills, They taste bad and don’t cure my ills ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2547 "2016-06-05T22:34:43Z")
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