# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2548 "2016-06-05T23:48:48Z")
I really must stop popping pills, They taste bad and don’t cure my ills. The quaaludes have wrecked me And 'roids have desexed me ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2549 "2016-06-06T00:05:08Z")
I really must stop popping pills, They taste bad and don’t cure my ills. The quaaludes have wrecked me And 'roids have desexed me But I’ll keep the benzos for thrills My Harley fills chicks with desire ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2550 "2016-06-06T13:19:08Z")
My Harley fills chicks with desire. Too bad it burned up in a fire. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2551 "2016-06-06T16:29:52Z")
My Harley fills chicks with desire. Too bad it burned up in a fire. I’m stuck with the Schwinn ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2552 "2016-06-06T17:41:53Z")
My Harley fills chicks with desire. Too bad it burned up in a fire. I’m stuck with the Schwinn But I pedal it and grin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2553 "2016-06-06T20:23:01Z")
My Harley fills chicks with desire. Too bad it burned up in a fire. I’m stuck with the Schwinn But I pedal it and grin, Though my ass gets chafed by the tire. ##### There was an old man in Manhattan ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2554 "2016-06-06T20:37:49Z")
There was an old man in Manhattan Took the ferry to the Island, Staten ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2555 "2016-06-06T21:01:04Z")
There was an old man in Manhattan Took the ferry to the Island, Staten Then he grabbed a tug ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2556 "2016-06-06T21:10:01Z")
There was an old man in Manhattan Took the ferry to the Island, Staten Then he grabbed a tug From two Queens for a drug, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2557 "2016-06-07T13:28:45Z")
## There was an old man in Manhattan Took the ferry to the Island, Staten Then he grabbed a tug From two Queens for a drug, That made him hear songs in Latin. I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2558 "2016-06-07T14:32:32Z")
I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit Though if asked, I will not confirm it ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2559 "2016-06-07T15:31:13Z")
I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit Though if asked, I will not confirm it Miss Piggy, however ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2560 "2016-06-07T20:20:56Z")
I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit Though if asked, I will not confirm it Miss Piggy, however Knows a trick with a feather, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2561 "2016-06-08T17:17:01Z")
## I’m in love with a Muppet named Kermit Though if asked, I will not confirm it Miss Piggy, however Knows a trick with a feather, It’s so good that she must have a permit. In my dreams I am always a horse ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2562 "2016-06-08T19:02:11Z")
In my dreams I am always a horse With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2563 "2016-06-09T00:11:23Z")
In my dreams I am always a horse With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course, And two balls pendulate ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2564 "2016-06-09T13:21:16Z")
In my dreams I am always a horse With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course, And two balls pendulate As I wait at the gate ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2565 "2016-06-09T14:28:33Z")
In my dreams I am always a horse With an enormous schwanzstucker, of course, And two balls pendulate As I wait at the gate For girls in to equine intercourse. I have a most marvelous job ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2566 "2016-06-09T14:59:51Z")
I have a most marvelous job. Just the thought of it makes my heart throb ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2567 "2016-06-11T15:12:38Z")
I have a most marvelous job. Just the thought of it makes my heart throb I’m working at 7-eleven [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=127) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=129)