# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2568 "2016-06-12T20:21:53Z")
I have a most marvelous job. Just the thought of it makes my heart throb. I’m working at 7-eleven. I am in retail heaven ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2569 "2016-06-12T21:11:55Z")
I have a most marvelous job. Just the thought of it makes my heart throb. I’m working at 7-eleven. I am in retail heaven Hoping the crooks don’t pick me to rob. ############## My working day starts around midnight ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2570 "2016-06-13T14:10:38Z")
My working day starts around midnight In winter I simply do not see daylight. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2571 "2016-06-13T15:00:44Z")
My working day starts around midnight In winter I simply do not see daylight But that has one perk ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2572 "2016-06-13T19:52:40Z")
My working day starts around midnight In winter I simply do not see daylight But that has one perk. If I don’t like some jerk ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2573 "2016-06-21T05:24:54Z")
My working day starts around midnight In winter I simply do not see daylight But that has one perk. If I don’t like some jerk I just tell him “Get lost; I need sleep. 'Night!” ```auto My cat has a snore that would shake ``` ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2574 "2016-06-21T13:30:02Z")
My cat has a snore that would shake All the scales off of a snake. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2575 "2016-06-21T15:06:19Z")
My cat has a snore that would shake All the scales off of a snake. He snorks and wheezes ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2576 "2016-06-21T22:27:26Z")
My cat has a snore that would shake All the scales off of a snake. He snorks and wheezes And burps too, be Jeezuz, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2577 "2016-06-22T13:07:16Z")
## My cat has a snore that would shake All the scales off of a snake. He snorks and wheezes And burps too, be Jeezuz, And his noises keep me awake. Donald and Hillary running for President. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2578 "2016-06-22T14:09:55Z")
Donald and Hillary running for President, Old ad artillery voicing our discontent ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2579 "2016-06-22T14:19:50Z")
Donald and Hillary running for President, Old ad artillery voicing our discontent Will we pick the least worst? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2580 "2016-06-22T15:26:17Z")
Donald and Hillary running for President, Old ad artillery voicing our discontent Will we pick the least worst? Will the world blow up first? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2581 "2016-06-22T20:43:05Z")
Donald and Hillary running for President, Old ad artillery voicing our discontent Will we pick the least worst? Will the world blow up first? Should I buy a distillery, sing my lament? * * * The Maintenance Party’s for voters ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2582 "2016-06-25T01:36:05Z")
\*\*\*‘The Maintenance Party’s for voters’ \*\*\* _Could someone please interpret this line?_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2583 "2016-06-25T21:19:11Z")
As opposed to the Democratic or Republican Parties. Or Libertarian or Green . . . ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2584 "2016-06-26T02:57:09Z")
The Maintenance Party’s for voters Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2585 "2016-06-26T12:49:38Z")
The Maintenance Party’s for voters Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters. [They’d rather have Schneider](http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/731/OneD24.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2586 "2016-06-26T15:39:53Z")
The Maintenance Party’s for voters Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters. They’d rather have Schneider, Whose tool belt is wider ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2587 "2016-06-28T13:47:24Z")
## The Maintenance Party’s for voters Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters. They’d rather have Schneider, Whose tool belt is wider And really revs up their motors. I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=128) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=130)