# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 130
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2588 "2016-06-28T15:24:49Z")
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2589 "2016-06-29T19:50:40Z")
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee I crave something sweeter ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2590 "2016-06-30T03:23:46Z")
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee. I crave something sweeter, A little less bitter \*\* > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > The Maintenance Party’s for voters > Who ain’t Trump or Hill’ry promoters. > They’d rather have Schneider, > Whose tool belt is wider > And really revs up their motors. Heh. Thank you for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2591 "2016-06-30T07:37:56Z")
I’m sitting here, drink morning coffee That’s flavored with chocolate and toffee. I crave something sweeter, A little less bitter For my brunch with Muamar Khadafi Female breasts are remarkable things ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2592 "2016-06-30T10:15:50Z")
Female breasts are remarkable things Some gals even pierce them with rings ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2593 "2016-06-30T11:39:22Z")
Female breasts are remarkable things Some gals even pierce them with rings They’re a tad overrated ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2594 "2016-06-30T13:57:46Z")
Female breasts are remarkable things Some gals even pierce them with rings They’re a tad overrated And I’m undersated ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2595 "2016-06-30T14:06:39Z")
Female breasts are remarkable things Some gals even pierce them with rings They’re a tad overrated And I’m undersated I much prefer men’s ding-a-lings. * * * It was such a lovely autumn day. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2596 "2016-06-30T20:09:37Z")
It was such a lovely autumn day I set up my lawn chair on the quay ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2597 "2016-07-03T03:17:30Z")
It was such a lovely autumn day I set up my lawn chair on the quay With a scotch and a beer ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2598 "2016-07-03T10:29:57Z")
It was such a lovely autumn day I set up my lawn chair on the quay With a scotch and a beer I whispered into her ear ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2599 "2016-08-01T17:27:22Z")
It was such a lovely autumn day I set up my lawn chair on the quay With a scotch and a beer I whispered into her ear Please try not to vomit in the bay These movies are getting too dark now ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2600 "2016-08-01T19:51:08Z")
These movies are getting too dark now With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2601 "2016-08-02T13:28:02Z")
These movies are getting too dark now With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2602 "2016-08-06T11:57:49Z")
These movies are getting too dark now With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws” It gave us all pause ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2603 "2016-08-06T13:18:55Z")
These movies are getting too dark now With hot girls in bikinis as shark chow When Peter Benchley wrote “Jaws” It gave us all pause Had us wishing it just starred a sea-cow A kitten, a pig and a parrot ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2604 "2016-08-06T14:33:32Z")
A kitten, a pig and a parrot Quite good friends, they lived in a garret ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2605 "2016-08-06T14:42:09Z")
I want to add “They only ate things coloured orange”, but I really can’t allow myself to be so cruel. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2606 "2016-08-06T14:53:05Z")
Thanks for that. I’d have had to come up with a line that ended in door hinge. A kitten, a pig and a parrot Quite good friends, they lived in a garret ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2607 "2016-08-06T15:18:36Z")
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