# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2648 "2016-08-20T17:08:40Z")
When Don McLean wrote American Pie He never suspected it’d fly With the Jester and Satan And some singers made late in It sounds better after whisky and rye I once had a girlfriend named Doris ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2649 "2016-08-20T17:13:05Z")
I once had a girlfriend named Doris Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2650 "2016-08-22T07:27:42Z")
I once had a girlfriend named Doris, Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus. However, old Roget ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2651 "2016-08-22T12:49:42Z")
I once had a girlfriend named Doris, Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus. However, old Roget Couldn’t help with her wordplay ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2652 "2016-08-22T13:03:20Z")
It doesn’t rhyme with Doris, but I’m gonna use it anyway. I once had a girlfriend named Doris, Who was addicted to reading the thesaurus. However, old Roget Couldn’t help with her wordplay So she browsed and just rubbed her clitoris. I know I’m a pervert, so what ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2653 "2016-08-23T17:37:07Z")
I know I’m a pervert, so what But I like things that hurt a lot ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2654 "2016-08-23T17:54:26Z")
I know I’m a pervert, so what But I like things that hurt a lot When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2655 "2016-08-24T02:55:34Z")
I know I’m a pervert, so what But I like things that hurt a lot When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding With no interceding ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2656 "2016-08-24T05:47:22Z")
I know I’m a pervert, so what But I like things that hurt a lot When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding With no interceding Well now doesn’t that just hit the spot? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2657 "2016-08-24T07:42:45Z")
> [@drad\_dog](#): > > I know I’m a pervert, so what > But I like things that hurt a lot > When I’m bruised and I’m bleeding > With no interceding > Well now doesn’t that just hit the spot? Your turn, **drad dog**. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2658 "2016-08-24T13:08:10Z")
Have you ever tried eating dog food? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2659 "2016-08-24T13:13:07Z")
Have you ever tried eating dog food? It tastes good when I’m in the mood ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2660 "2016-08-24T13:44:31Z")
Have you ever tried eating dog food? It tastes good when I’m in the mood so just gnaw on a shoe ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2661 "2016-08-24T16:07:36Z")
Have you ever tried eating dog food? It tastes good when I’m in the mood so just gnaw on a shoe Don’t step in the poo ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2662 "2016-08-24T16:25:17Z")
Have you ever tried eating dog food? It tastes good when I’m in the mood so just gnaw on a shoe Don’t step in the poo Or use it to do anything lewd. * * * Outside is hotter than hell ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2663 "2016-08-24T17:57:51Z")
Outside is hotter than hell You wanna know how you can tell? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2664 "2016-08-24T18:00:28Z")
Outside is hotter than hell You wanna know how you can tell? Just go out for a minute ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2665 "2016-08-24T18:09:28Z")
Outside is hotter than hell You wanna know how you can tell? Just go out for a minute You’ll bear and you’ll grin it ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2666 "2016-08-24T18:20:29Z")
## Outside is hotter than hell You wanna know how you can tell? Just go out for a minute You’ll bear and you’ll grin it And wish that the mercury fell Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2667 "2016-08-25T13:11:47Z")
Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad? Now please don’t misunderstand, lad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=132) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=134)