# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2668 "2016-08-25T15:05:18Z")
Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad? Now please don’t misunderstand, lad. Though his ways might seem strange ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2669 "2016-08-25T16:49:40Z")
Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad? Now please don’t misunderstand, lad. Though his ways might seem strange And his beard’s filled with mange ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2670 "2016-08-25T17:47:22Z")
Have I told you 'bout dear old granddad? Now please don’t misunderstand, lad. Though his ways might seem strange And his beard’s filled with mange Compared to miserable old granny he’s not half-bad Pinch its nose and bury it deep ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2671 "2016-08-25T20:30:42Z")
Pinch its nose and bury it deep. The rest of us need to get sleep ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2672 "2016-08-25T20:36:39Z")
Pinch its nose and bury it deep. The rest of us need to get sleep But the stink it’s imparting ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2673 "2016-08-25T20:51:30Z")
Pinch its nose and bury it deep. The rest of us need to get sleep But the stink it’s imparting Like elephants farting ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2674 "2016-08-25T23:04:38Z")
Pinch its nose and bury it deep. The rest of us need to get sleep But the stink it’s imparting Like elephants farting Is not the sowing I want to reap (Pass) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2675 "2016-08-25T23:20:06Z")
Pass Ass ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2676 "2016-08-26T00:23:56Z")
It’s been far to long since I’ve showered ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2677 "2016-08-26T00:34:11Z")
It’s been far too long since I’ve showered And my relations with room-mate have soured. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2678 "2016-08-26T15:14:31Z")
It’s been far too long since I’ve showered And my relations with room-mate have soured. You’d think my smell’s to blame ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2679 "2016-08-26T18:38:32Z")
It’s been far too long since I’ve showered And my relations with room-mate have soured. You’d think my smell’s to blame I’d be thinking the same ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2680 "2016-08-29T13:51:12Z")
## It’s been far too long since I’ve showered And my relations with room-mate have soured. You’d think my smell’s to blame I’d be thinking the same That poor roomie’s nostrils are overpowered The best part of living in France ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2681 "2016-08-29T14:28:34Z")
The best part of living in France Is you don’t have to wear any pants. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2682 "2016-08-29T14:32:52Z")
The best part of living in France Is you don’t have to wear any pants. You can walk down the beach ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2683 "2016-08-29T14:44:14Z")
The best part of living in France Is you don’t have to wear any pants. You can walk down the beach And within easy reach Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2684 "2016-08-29T15:43:40Z")
The best part of living in France Is you don’t have to wear any pants. You can walk down the beach And within easy reach There’s always a cockle by chance Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2685 "2016-08-29T15:48:45Z")
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said That God was, in a word, dead. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2686 "2016-08-29T16:52:35Z")
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said That God was, in a word, dead His philosophical polemics ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2687 "2016-08-29T17:02:31Z")
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