# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 135
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2688 "2016-08-30T01:48:03Z")
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said That God was, in a word, dead His philosophical polemics And metaphysical systemics Got him no heavenly cred I am the god of Hell Fire! ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2689 "2016-08-30T05:13:25Z")
I am the god of Hell Fire! My girl fills me with desire. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2690 "2016-08-30T07:43:36Z")
I am the god of Hell Fire! My girl fills me with desire. The problem is she ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2691 "2016-08-30T09:11:04Z")
I am the god of Hell Fire! My girl fills me with desire. The problem is she Makes it burn when I pee ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2692 "2016-08-30T16:23:59Z")
Sorry guys but are you allowed to do this to your own entry? Sometimes you just have to, so I correct myself: Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche said That God was, in a word, dead His philosophical polemics And metaphysical systemics Got him street, but no heavenly, cred Carry on ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2693 "2016-08-30T19:16:53Z")
I am the god of Hell Fire! My girl fills me with desire. The problem is she Makes it burn when I pee Leaving me in a mental quagmire. * * * We just passed post twenty-six nine-O ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2694 "2016-08-30T19:37:20Z")
We just passed post twenty-six nine-O This suits us all mighty fine-So ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2695 "2016-08-31T13:36:44Z")
We just passed post twenty-six nine-O This suits us all mighty fine-So When we hit three-zero-zero-zero ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2696 "2016-08-31T21:57:57Z")
We just passed post twenty-six nine-O This suits us all mighty fine-So When we hit three-zero-zero-zero We’ll call Jeannine Pirro ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2697 "2016-09-01T04:55:42Z")
We just passed post twenty-six nine-O This suits us all mighty fine-So When we hit three-zero-zero-zero We’ll call Jeannine Pirro Our first androgynous hero Sandy had a friend in Salem. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2698 "2016-09-01T07:42:44Z")
Sandy had a friend in Salem Whose penis was starting to fail him ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2699 "2016-09-01T15:37:09Z")
Sandy had a friend in Salem Whose penis was starting to fail him He searched for a spell ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2700 "2016-09-01T15:42:48Z")
Sandy had a friend in Salem Whose penis was starting to fail him He searched for a spell[ That would cause things to swell ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2701 "2016-09-01T19:00:16Z")
Sandy had a friend in Salem Whose penis was starting to fail him. He searched for a spell That would cause things to swell; But, sadly, nothing would avail him. * * * So Sandy went down to the drug store ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2702 "2016-09-01T20:35:39Z")
So Sandy went down to the drug store She was in a rush for a little more ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2703 "2016-09-01T22:03:52Z")
So Sandy went down to the drug store She was in a rush for a little more Than that Salem flop had ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2704 "2016-09-01T22:06:42Z")
So Sandy went down to the drug store She was in a rush for a little more Than that Salem flop had So she called her dad ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2705 "2016-09-01T23:31:22Z")
So Sandy went down to the drug store She was in a rush for a little more Than that Salem flop had So she called her dad Whose manhood was hung like a boar She asked him, “How do you do it?” ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2706 "2016-09-01T23:41:38Z")
She asked him, “How do you do it?” Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2707 "2016-09-02T13:25:52Z")
She asked him, “How do you do it?” Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’” Things got really odd [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=134) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=136)