# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2708 "2016-09-02T14:20:01Z")
But all she did was nod ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2709 "2016-09-03T00:02:47Z")
She asked him, “How do you do it?” Todd said “Just wait till I touch your ‘bit.’” Things got really odd But all she did was nod. Todd said “this feels like counterfeit.” Alice liked to play the guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2710 "2016-09-03T00:05:57Z")
Alice liked to play the guitar In the nude on the hood of her car ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2711 "2016-09-03T01:30:21Z")
Alice liked to play the guitar In the nude on the hood of her car The speed of her fingering ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2712 "2016-09-03T02:05:32Z")
Alice liked to play the guitar In the nude on the hood of her car The speed of her fingering left many pianists lingering ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2713 "2016-09-03T03:28:26Z")
Alice liked to play the guitar In the nude on the hood of her car The speed of her fingering left many pianists lingering feeling they were in a boudoir. Cathy had quite a pair of loafers ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2714 "2016-09-03T21:45:19Z")
Cathy had quite a pair of loafers That she scuffed up while diving at gophers ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2715 "2016-09-04T00:27:37Z")
Cathy had quite a pair of loafers That she scuffed up while diving at gophers But those rodents were quicker ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2716 "2016-09-04T10:36:45Z")
Cathy had quite a pair of loafers That she scuffed up while diving at gophers But those rodents were quicker Than four shots of liquor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2717 "2016-09-04T12:45:43Z")
Cathy had quite a pair of loafers That she scuffed up while diving at gophers But those rodents were quicker Than four shots of liquor Consumed by a pair of drunk chauffeurs There’s nothing like laying in bed ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2718 "2016-09-04T13:28:01Z")
There’s nothing like laying in bed Though I would say “lying” instead. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2719 "2016-09-04T21:16:57Z")
There’s nothing like laying in bed Though I would say “lying” instead. Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2720 "2016-09-04T21:39:02Z")
There’s nothing like laying in bed Though I would say “lying” instead. Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise comprehending the size ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2721 "2016-09-05T22:27:12Z")
There’s nothing like laying in bed Though I would say “lying” instead. Cathy’s eyes got a big surprise comprehending the size was one formidable spearhead. Fred liked to draw in the sand. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2722 "2016-09-05T23:50:35Z")
Fred liked to draw in the sand, But his artistic skills were quite bland. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2723 "2016-09-06T09:01:29Z")
Fred liked to draw in the sand, But his artistic skills were quite bland. So instead of his finger ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2724 "2016-09-06T13:05:18Z")
Fred liked to draw in the sand, But his artistic skills were quite bland. So instead of his finger He used a dead ringer ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2725 "2016-09-06T16:56:31Z")
Fred liked to draw in the sand, But his artistic skills were quite bland. So instead of his finger He used a dead ringer And that’s how his whole body got tanned I like to smoke weed now and then ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2726 "2016-09-06T17:27:04Z")
I like to smoke weed now and then In a bong with a pinch of cayenne ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2727 "2016-09-06T18:27:40Z")
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