# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2728 "2016-09-06T18:38:48Z")
I like to smoke weed now and then In a bong with a pinch of cayenne. But when I get high I breathe in, then sigh ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2729 "2016-09-06T20:33:45Z")
I like to smoke weed now and then In a bong with a pinch of cayenne But when I get high I breathe in, then sigh And wonder why I did it again Because being stoned is a curious maze ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2730 "2016-09-06T22:21:06Z")
Because being stoned is a curious maze And gives me such a purple haze. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2731 "2016-09-06T22:30:40Z")
Because being stoned is a curious maze And gives me such a purple haze I prefer drinking liquour ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2732 "2016-09-06T22:37:31Z")
Because being stoned is a curious maze And gives me such a purple haze I prefer drinking liquour Though it makes me sicker ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2733 "2016-09-06T23:36:17Z")
Because being stoned is a curious maze And gives me such a purple haze I prefer drinking liquour Though it makes me sicker Dope keeps me happily crazed. Laura went out on a bagatelle. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2734 "2016-09-07T17:20:04Z")
Laura went out on a bagatelle. But it didn’t keep out water so well ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2735 "2016-09-07T19:47:34Z")
Laura went out on a bagatelle. But it didn’t keep out water so well She was soaked to her knickers ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2736 "2016-09-07T19:51:02Z")
Laura went out on a bagatelle. But it didn’t keep out water so well She was soaked to her knickers So she borrowed the vicar’s ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2737 "2016-09-07T21:45:24Z")
Laura went out on a bagatelle. But it didn’t keep out water so well She was soaked to her knickers So she borrowed the vicar’s Boxers or briefs? She never will tell. * * * It’s September, so try to remember ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2738 "2016-09-07T22:05:01Z")
It’s September, so try to remember To keep up with your member. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2739 "2016-09-07T22:05:40Z")
It’s September, so try to remember To keep up with your member. Though you may fall behind ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2740 "2016-09-08T00:41:22Z")
It’s September, so try to remember To keep up with your member. Though you may fall behind As you bump and you grind ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2741 "2016-09-08T02:36:14Z")
It’s September, so try to remember To keep up with your member. Though you may fall behind As you bump and you grind Try to keep it spry till December. Bernard, he read Schopenhauer ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2742 "2016-09-09T03:48:51Z")
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer. Not once did he stop, for an hour ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2743 "2016-09-09T03:56:36Z")
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer. Not once did he stop, for an hour when he finally put it down ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2744 "2016-09-09T06:41:33Z")
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer. Not once did he stop, for an hour when he finally put it down He sat there with a frown ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2745 "2016-09-09T18:08:45Z")
Bernard, he read Schopenhauer. Not once did he stop, for an hour when he finally put it down He sat there with a frown It seems Arthur was not for girl power Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2746 "2016-09-09T21:00:01Z")
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese sniffed it once and immediately sneezed ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2747 "2016-09-09T23:04:13Z")
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese sniffed it once and immediately sneezed Inspired, he had this flash of panache [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=136) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=138)