# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2748 "2016-09-10T15:16:50Z")
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese sniffed it once and immediately sneezed Inspired, he had this flash of panache He’d add cheese to his Hungarian goulash ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2749 "2016-09-10T17:07:02Z")
Pinkerty Binkerty, the inventor of cheese sniffed it once and immediately sneezed Inspired, he had this flash of panache He’d add cheese to his Hungarian goulash But it tasted like shrimp and dead bees While her boyfriend hid under the bed ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2750 "2016-09-10T17:08:40Z")
While her boyfriend hid under the bed Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2751 "2016-09-10T22:02:19Z")
While her boyfriend hid under the bed Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed. And Nancy was full of a sudden sadness. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2752 "2016-09-10T23:52:36Z")
While her boyfriend hid under the bed Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed. And Nancy was full of a sudden sadness. Because of her badness ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2753 "2016-09-10T23:59:00Z")
While her boyfriend hid under the bed Nancy had sex with the man she’d just wed And Nancy felt sadness Because of her badness So she edited poems instead As I was saying, before I got drunk ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2754 "2016-09-11T00:23:48Z")
As I was saying, before I got drunk And accidentally puked in my bunk ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2755 "2016-09-11T01:05:27Z")
As I was saying, before I got drunk And accidentally puked in my bunk Before I got drunk were you wenching ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2756 "2016-09-11T01:28:20Z")
eloquently, you need to read up on limericks. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2757 "2016-09-11T02:46:44Z")
As I was saying, before I got drunk And accidentally puked in my bunk I felt like a failure ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2758 "2016-09-11T09:30:41Z")
As I was saying, before I got drunk And accidentally puked in my bunk I felt like a failure When I drink like a sailor ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2759 "2016-09-12T00:01:15Z")
As I was saying, before I got drunk And accidentally puked in my bunk I felt like a failure When I drink like a sailor Then wake up smelling like a skunk My girlfriend done kicked me out the house ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2760 "2016-09-12T00:28:03Z")
My girlfriend done kicked me out the house Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse? ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2761 "2016-09-12T01:44:54Z")
My girlfriend done kicked me out the house Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse? Liza had a big scare ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2762 "2016-09-12T04:34:52Z")
My girlfriend done kicked me out the house Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse? Liza had a big scare And shrieked from the height of a chair ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2763 "2016-09-12T11:32:15Z")
I’ll just leave this here: Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum Ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum ta-ta-tum Or something similar. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2764 "2016-09-12T13:07:55Z")
My girlfriend done kicked me out the house Should I know she’s afraid of my mouse? Liza had a big scare And shrieked from a chair Popping the buttons on her blouse! I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2765 "2016-09-12T15:03:37Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up Is that a play or a comment? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2766 "2016-09-12T15:25:21Z")
I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up Is that a play or a comment? And the ones with no metre ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2767 "2016-09-12T21:52:23Z")
I hate that limerick’s rhyme set up Is that a play or a comment? And the ones with no metre Cause me to teeter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=139)