# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/262 "2015-02-19T21:01:33Z")
The vampires all come out at night They’re suckers for a late-night bite. Their favourite by far, To head to a bar ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/263 "2015-02-19T21:05:42Z")
The vampires all come out at night They’re suckers for a late-night bite. Their favourite by far, To head to a bar And drink bloody-Mary’s 'til tight. The trouble with wearing a thong ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/264 "2015-02-19T21:09:39Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/265 "2015-02-19T21:12:15Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long The split between your crack ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/266 "2015-02-19T21:23:29Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long The split between your crack A tautology, but we can’t go back ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/267 "2015-02-19T22:08:36Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long The split between your crack A tautology, but we can’t go back Yet another limerick gone wrong. _ **So, let’s give it another try -** _ The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/268 "2015-02-19T22:43:19Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long It straddles your crack ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/269 "2015-02-19T22:53:56Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long It straddles your crack And raises your rack ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/270 "2015-02-19T23:04:48Z")
The trouble with wearing a thong Is wearing it all the day long It straddles your crack And raises your rack As it flosses the root of your dong. A pole dancer working one night ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/271 "2015-02-19T23:06:37Z")
A pole dancer working one night Could not believe the fist fight ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/272 "2015-02-19T23:45:21Z")
A pole dancer working one night Could not believe the fist fight That transpired when her “stuff” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/273 "2015-02-20T00:04:28Z")
A pole dancer working one night Could not believe the fist fight That transpired when her “stuff” Hung long and hung tough ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/274 "2015-02-20T00:44:58Z")
A pole dancer working one night Could not believe the fist fight That transpired when her “stuff” Hung long and hung tough And enticed everyone for a bite. An Irishman, cobbler by trade ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/275 "2015-02-20T00:51:28Z")
An Irishman, cobbler by trade Wouldn’t wear any shoes that he made ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/276 "2015-02-20T00:58:26Z")
An Irishman, cobbler by trade Wouldn’t wear any shoes that he made “They make my feet smelly” ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/277 "2015-02-20T01:35:33Z")
An Irishman, cobbler by trade Wouldn’t wear any shoes that he made “They make my feet smelly” and “the soles are like jelly.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/278 "2015-02-20T01:45:40Z")
An Irishman, cobbler by trade Wouldn’t wear any shoes that he made “They make my feet smelly and the soles are like jelly, Since I sew them from foreskins and suede.” Oh yeah: A thirsty lad went to a bar, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/279 "2015-02-20T02:20:48Z")
A thirsty lad went to a bar, And ordered a beer and cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/280 "2015-02-20T03:26:46Z")
A thirsty lad went to a bar, And ordered a beer and cigar. “First show me your cash,” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/281 "2015-02-20T04:45:36Z")
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