# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2788 "2016-09-14T17:26:07Z")
The Japanese make such fine cars But their poetry’s mostly arse. From renga to haiku That’s only my cue ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2789 "2016-09-14T19:35:19Z")
The Japanese make such fine cars But their poetry’s mostly arse. From renga to haiku That’s only my cue To write doggerel until I see stars. My flatulent dog does agree, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2790 "2016-09-14T20:55:09Z")
My flatulent dog does agree, (this stays strictly between you and me) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2791 "2016-09-14T21:43:16Z")
My flatulent dog does agree, (this stays strictly between you and me) That when he lets one blow ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2792 "2016-09-14T23:02:46Z")
My flatulent dog does agree, (this stays strictly between you and me) That when he lets one blow I can only forego ---
**Author:** ![pianodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e79b87/32.png) [@pianodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pianodave)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2793 "2016-09-15T03:51:01Z")
> [@eloquently](#): > > My flatulent dog does agree, > (this stays strictly between you and me) > That when he lets one blow > I can only forego My flatulent dog does agree, (this stays strictly between you and me) That when he lets one blow I can only forego with a half hearted apology. I was playing piano one night ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2794 "2016-09-15T09:57:27Z")
I was playing piano one night when I got an awful fright ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2795 "2016-09-15T11:29:58Z")
I was playing piano one night when I got an awful fright. All my fingers got stiff ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2796 "2016-09-15T14:35:05Z")
I was playing piano one night when I got an awful fright. All my fingers got stiff And then I got a whiff ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2797 "2016-09-15T20:33:07Z")
I was playing piano one night when I got an awful fright. All my fingers got stiff And then I got a whiff Of my flatulent dog and took flight I ordered a Whopper for lunch ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2798 "2016-09-15T20:39:02Z")
I ordered a Whopper for lunch But took a bite and then felt a crunch ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2799 "2016-09-15T20:43:33Z")
I ordered a Whopper for lunch But took a bite and then felt a crunch A cockroach, still twitching ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2800 "2016-09-15T20:51:53Z")
I ordered a Whopper for lunch But took a bite and then felt a crunch A cockroach, still twitching Caused my innards to start pitching ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2801 "2016-09-15T21:11:41Z")
I ordered a Whopper for lunch But took a bite and then felt a crunch A cockroach, still twitching Caused my innards to start pitching Now I’m hitting the King with a punch! Ronald McDonald is so scary. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2802 "2016-09-15T22:04:53Z")
Ronald McDonald is so scary. He makes me most wary. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2803 "2016-09-16T00:56:26Z")
Ronald McDonald is so scary. He makes me most wary. But when I think of those nuggets ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2804 "2016-09-16T14:24:48Z")
Ronald McDonald is so scary. He makes me most wary. But when I think of those nuggets Or the Colonel’s chicken buckets ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2805 "2016-09-16T14:42:30Z")
Ronald McDonald is so scary. He makes me most wary. But when I think of those nuggets Or the Colonel’s chicken buckets I’d rather decline and eat nary. The ides of September are past, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2806 "2016-09-16T14:53:11Z")
The ides of September are past, and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2807 "2016-09-16T14:56:12Z")
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