# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2808 "2016-09-16T17:02:42Z")
The ides of September are past, and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast, So when Halloween’s here I get right in gear ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2809 "2016-09-17T00:53:56Z")
The ides of September are past, and Canadian Thanksgiving comes up fast, So when Halloween’s here I get right in gear Ready to make you all aghast. At four am in the morning ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2810 "2016-09-17T01:33:51Z")
At four am in the morning I received the most peculiar warning ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2811 "2016-09-17T13:39:06Z")
At four am in the morning I received the most peculiar warning Then my bowel just gave way ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2812 "2016-09-17T14:09:07Z")
At four am in the morning I received the most peculiar warning Then my bowel just gave way And I was heard to say ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2813 "2016-09-17T22:20:11Z")
At four am in the morning I received the most peculiar warning Then my bowel just gave way And I was heard to say “Look out for my storming.” Eddy Lipkins had this fear ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2814 "2016-09-17T22:47:27Z")
Eddy Lipkins had this fear of piercings, anywhere but ear ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2815 "2016-09-17T23:20:55Z")
Eddy Lipkins had this fear of piercings, anywhere but ear But Albert, the Prince ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2816 "2016-09-18T03:15:56Z")
Eddy Lipkins had this fear of piercings, anywhere but ear But Albert, the Prince Gave Ed a few hints ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2817 "2016-09-18T15:03:25Z")
Eddy Lipkins had this fear of piercings, anywhere but ear But Albert, the Prince Gave Ed a few hints 'Bout his glans and other parts near Big Tom liked to show off his package ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2818 "2016-09-18T15:20:37Z")
Big Tom liked to show off his package And when he bends over, his crackage ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2819 "2016-09-18T23:18:09Z")
Big Tom liked to show off his package And when he bends over, his crackage His two buns would stun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2820 "2016-09-19T13:08:50Z")
Big Tom liked to show off his package And when he bends over, his crackage His two buns would stun Absolutely everyone ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2821 "2016-09-19T15:12:32Z")
Big Tom liked to show off his package And when he bends over, his crackage His two buns would stun Absolutely everyone But his jealous wife dealt him big time smackage Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2822 "2016-09-19T15:26:35Z")
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates They stroke their long bears and they admire its ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2823 "2016-09-19T15:47:38Z")
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates They stroke their long bears and they admire its fur all a glistening, ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2824 "2016-09-19T16:52:47Z")
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates They stroke their long bears and they admire its fur all a glistening, and pretend to be listening ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2825 "2016-09-19T16:56:06Z")
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates They stroke their long bears and they admire its fur all a glistening, As the crews stands by listening ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2826 "2016-09-19T22:39:28Z")
Thar be something unusual 'bout pirates They stroke their long bears and they admire its fur all a glistening, As the crews stands by listening Slyly fingering their eyelets September tis a time for free play ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2827 "2016-09-20T13:30:00Z")
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