# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2828 "2016-09-20T23:49:59Z")
September tis a time for free play Whether you’be straight or gay You’re not far from some folks ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2829 "2016-09-21T19:32:17Z")
September tis a time for free play. Whether you’be straight or gay, You’re not far from some folks Who give different strokes ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2830 "2016-09-22T16:50:51Z")
September tis a time for free play. Whether you’be straight or gay, You’re not far from some folks Who give different strokes (but there’s nothing wrong with that, okay?) I just polished off another six pack ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2831 "2016-09-22T17:07:22Z")
I just polished off another six pack While lying quite flat on my back. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2832 "2016-09-22T17:59:16Z")
I just polished off another six pack While lying quite flat on my back. As I enjoy the fall breeze ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2833 "2016-09-22T20:14:57Z")
I just polished off another six pack While lying quite flat on my back. As I enjoy the fall breeze I surrendered my keys ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2834 "2016-09-22T21:41:58Z")
just polished off another six pack While lying quite flat on my back. As I enjoy the fall breeze I surrendered my keys Then went out for fries and a Big Mac. I’m learning to play a mean sax. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2835 "2016-09-22T22:40:44Z")
I’m learning to play a mean sax, Though my instrument’s made out of wax. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2836 "2016-09-23T00:02:15Z")
I’m learning to play a mean sax, Though my instrument’s made out of wax. Though it sounds kind of funny, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2837 "2016-09-23T00:11:08Z")
I’m learning to play a mean sax, Though my instrument’s made out of wax. Though it sounds kind of funny, In warm weather, tis runny ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2838 "2016-09-23T01:22:22Z")
I’m learning to play a mean sax, Though my instrument’s made out of wax. Though it sounds kind of funny (In warm weather, tis runny), It attracts nymphomaniacs. My desk dictionary’s too tiny ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2839 "2016-09-23T01:45:58Z")
My desk dictionary’s too tiny It’s quite remarkably shiny ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2840 "2016-09-23T06:06:17Z")
My desk dictionary’s too tiny It’s quite remarkably shiny. When I look up a word ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2841 "2016-09-23T16:45:26Z")
My desk dictionary’s too tiny It’s quite remarkably shiny. When I look up a word A little green bird ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2842 "2016-09-23T17:37:03Z")
My desk dictionary’s too tiny It’s quite remarkably shiny. When I look up a word A little green bird Flashes his little green hiney Don’t you hate losers? I do! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2843 "2016-09-23T17:56:00Z")
Don’t you hate losers? I do! Since the time I got lost at the zoo ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2844 "2016-09-23T19:01:12Z")
Don’t you hate losers? I do! Since the time I got lost at the zoo The kids laughed and pointed ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2845 "2016-09-23T19:11:36Z")
Don’t you hate losers? I do! Since the time I got lost at the zoo The kids laughed and pointed When my head got anointed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2846 "2016-09-23T19:59:16Z")
Don’t you hate losers? I do! Since the time I got lost at the zoo The kids laughed and pointed When my head got anointed As a llama sneezed loudly, “Achoo!” The weather was turning quite foul ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2847 "2016-09-23T20:20:26Z")
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